I'm so sick I can't sleep, so I figured I might as well look up the horrendous opening number from the 1989 Academy Awards when Rob Lowe and Snow White sang. I'm sorry that the only clip I can find and embed has some explanation in Spanish of what's going on.
I must say I enjoy Cyd Charisse in this. She should have done the entire opening. Look at those moves. The woman was almost seventy. I didn't look that good when I seven or seventeen.