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Fishducky sent me an email explaining that when she first looked at this post, the video wasn't here. Now that she has seen the video, she wants to retract her "Huh?" I agreed. Please ignore the "Huh?"
Allow myself to introduce........................myself. It is I/me, Sir Shady, the stupid cupid of blogging.
Now I know what the "V" in V-Day stands for. Let me rephrase that. Now I know that for which the "V" in V-Day stands. (Why are sentences that end with a stranded preposition easier to communicate with?) (Why are sentences that end with a stranded preposition easier with which to communicate...with?)
I hope your panties aren't in a bunch, JJ. I'm sure by now your snapdragon could use some airing out.
Happy Valentine's Day to you and WDW, dear friend Janie!
But she omitted the one word which shall not be said. Hey, go with it. Dick jokes always make me laugh. Especially when they have to do with Dick Cheney.
I hope WDW gives you lots of awesome presents and makes tomorrow really special for you. :)
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ReplyDeleteFishducky sent me an email explaining that when she first looked at this post, the video wasn't here. Now that she has seen the video, she wants to retract her "Huh?" I agreed. Please ignore the "Huh?"
DeleteGood morning, dear Janie Junebug!
ReplyDeleteAllow myself to introduce........................myself.
It is I/me, Sir Shady, the stupid cupid of blogging.
Now I know what the "V" in V-Day stands for. Let me rephrase that. Now I know that for which the "V" in V-Day stands. (Why are sentences that end with a stranded preposition easier to communicate with?) (Why are sentences that end with a stranded preposition easier with which to communicate...with?)
I hope your panties aren't in a bunch, JJ. I'm sure by now your snapdragon could use some airing out.
Happy Valentine's Day to you and WDW, dear friend Janie!
Hey there....happy VD Day.
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But she omitted the one word which shall not be said.
ReplyDeleteHey, go with it. Dick jokes always make me laugh.
Especially when they have to do with Dick Cheney.
Call me crazy, but I'd rather talk about dogs. Not during intimate encounters; but in general.
ReplyDeleteHere, Coco...come here, girl...
And to that list, I'd add -- vajayjay and tootles!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea there were so many names for the V thing.
ReplyDeleteFunny lady! Thanks for all these alternatives for a "questionable" word. Of course there are also many ways to say "penis."
ReplyDeleteJust imagine the poor kid who was christened Richard Johnson.
DeleteOr Al Penwasser.
I'll play this later for "Velvet," she'll love it!
ReplyDeletePussy cat...hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy V-Day to you, too!
ReplyDeleteI must say I wasn't worried about vaginas until now :(
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