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Friday, February 20, 2015
EARLY IN THE MORNING
Just past 5 a.m., and it's 29 degrees. Houses here don't have the insulation to stand up to cold.
I haven't slept all night. I'm not a bit sleepy. I will be eventually.
I practice sinning as often as possible. Try a little sin. Once you begin, you'll never want to stop, and you might have some friends and not be sitting alone in your basement sending stupid spam to real bloggers.
I cast my rod before you, Janie Junebug (think Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments), and order you to repent! If you refuse, prepare for a plague of locusts!
It was -22c for a low and -16 today for a high. I hope you are feeling a bit better after a good sleep. I tried to leave a reply from yesterday about the streaker-whatever became of?? but it wouldn't let me. Any hoo, he was found dead a couple of years after. He was either selling porn or in porn and I think it was a drug thing gone bad.
Dearest Janie, please sin over at Steve's blog. You need to leave comments with links to porn on his site. And my work here is done. PS Steve has come to see me too. It as great fun.
Steve has written to me many times. Because he is so faithful to me, the goddess, I figured I'd give him some attention. Sometimes I visit the sites provided by these darling spammers and I leave multiple comments and links. I am wicked that way.
Just past 5 a.m. and it's -14.
ReplyDeleteGreat God Almighty. I hope you can keep your house warm. I hate to think what the next electric bill will be like.
DeleteDear Steve,
ReplyDeleteI practice sinning as often as possible. Try a little sin. Once you begin, you'll never want to stop, and you might have some friends and not be sitting alone in your basement sending stupid spam to real bloggers.
I cast my rod before you, Janie Junebug (think Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments), and order you to repent! If you refuse, prepare for a plague of locusts!
ReplyDeleteOh, not the locusts again.
DeleteYes, you will be sleepy soon...when hypothermia sets in...
ReplyDelete-andi
I napped a little this afternoon. I'm going to bed in a few minutes.
DeleteIt was -22c for a low and -16 today for a high. I hope you are feeling a bit better after a good sleep. I tried to leave a reply from yesterday about the streaker-whatever became of?? but it wouldn't let me. Any hoo, he was found dead a couple of years after. He was either selling porn or in porn and I think it was a drug thing gone bad.
ReplyDeleteThat's a shame about the streaker. He gave us a great Academy Awards moment.
DeleteMaybe you can enjoy a nice afternoon nap?
ReplyDeleteI did. I'm about to go to bed.
DeleteI figure you & I are professional sinners by now!!
ReplyDeleteWe've had enough practice. I never turn down a good opportunity to sin. God loves a cheerful sinner.
DeleteDearest Janie, please sin over at Steve's blog. You need to leave comments with links to porn on his site. And my work here is done.
ReplyDeletePS Steve has come to see me too. It as great fun.
Steve has written to me many times. Because he is so faithful to me, the goddess, I figured I'd give him some attention. Sometimes I visit the sites provided by these darling spammers and I leave multiple comments and links. I am wicked that way.
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