Mom Mom has a new nickname for me. I am "Killer Queen."
I bet you can't guess why.
One evening Mom went to get the laundry from the dryer. She was gone for about five minutes. When she came back, this is what she saw on my chair:
I found one of the bugs that Mom Mom hates, and I tore it to pieces. The thing next to it is my chew toy.
Mom Mom wanted to photograph me next to my kill. I declined. I felt shy about sharing my power.
But I know Mom Mom is proud of me.
I am, indeed, Killer Queen.
That is all. Goodbye.
Maybe another name for me can be Penny Mercury.
GOOD GIRL!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you.
DeleteA camera shy assassin. Who does exceptionally good work.
ReplyDeleteMy methods should be kept secret.
DeleteGuaranteed to blow your mind!!
ReplyDeleteC'est moi.
DeleteI hope you got an extra treat for your brave deed!
ReplyDeleteI did not get a treat. Mom Mom!
DeleteYou are brave & beautiful!!
ReplyDeleteMom needs a Killer Queen for those awful bugs she hates!! What a good girl you are. Search them out and dispatch them mightily!! :):)
ReplyDeleteWe haven't seen very many lately, and that's fine with Mom Mom.
DeleteI thought it was just cats that did that to roaches (or, if you prefer, palmetto bugs). Anyway, good job, Penny Mercury!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteWell done and now the world has one less Palmetto bug!
ReplyDeleteI will make sure the world has many less palmetto bugs.
DeletePenelope has just entered the ranks of the superheroines!
ReplyDeleteI am better than Wonder Woman.
DeleteThat's good to see that you're helping your Ma ... cheers to you both - Hilary
ReplyDeleteMom Mom doesn't know what she'd do without me.
DeleteI hope you were amply rewarded for your good deed, Penelope . . . er, Killer Queen!
ReplyDeleteMom Mom did tell me how brave I am. I didn't scream the way that she does.
DeletePenelope is a good girl! One of our cats is a great bug-killer, too. The other prefers tuna. :)
ReplyDeleteLong ago we had a cat who loved to tear the legs off of crickets.
DeleteGood Killer, Penelope Queen.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteOh sweetheart you are just the best gud dug and I love you.
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
I love you, too! Mom Mom shows me photos of your gud dog.
DeleteI love her doggie grin in that picture!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am a happy dog, as long as it doesn't thunder.
DeleteI once lived in St. Mary's Georgia and I know the size of the bugs there!
ReplyDeleteWho's a good dog? :-)
I'm a good dog!
DeleteWell done, Penelope! I'm sure your Mom was grateful. That is one big, nasty bug!
ReplyDeleteI ripped it to shreds.
DeleteYikes! Well done, Penny Mercury! I'm glad you ripped that scary bug apart.
ReplyDeleteWow! What kind of badge did that earn you!?
ReplyDeleteYou're one brave dog!
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