Greetings from the land of The Great Ronaldo and The Mysterious Donaldo!
Our state's miraculous magicians are working on their disappearing acts. Oh, how I wish they would make themselves disappear. Instead, Ronaldo wants to wave his wand to make woke vanish, but some judges have been getting in his way. What a disappointment for him. Donaldo, of course, wants to make charges, indictments, and everyone who disagrees with him go away. He, too, is a failure. If only he had gone through those boxes to remove his golf shirts, dirty underwear, and sweaty socks, then of course he would have returned those troublesome top secret documents right away.
What to do, what to do. All I can say is Take it away, Randy Rainbow!
