Wednesday, August 12, 2026

ROYAL CHINWAG: DON'T WORRY IT'S OKAY

 Hi! It's me, Princess. Things have been kinda rough here. 

Sunday night we settled in and Mommy told us good night the way she always says good night but then all of a sudden she jumped up and ran to the bathroom and it was not good. All sorts of stuff exploded out of her. Even tho we liked the way it smelled us gurls wuz scared. 

Then I remembered what best frend Penny taught me. 

I had to be in charge.


I AM THEE PRINCESS, PROTECTOR AND COMANDOR.

LOOK AT MY BIG TOOFERS, THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH IF YOU ARE BAD. MY TEEFS PROOVE HOW IMPORTANT I AM.


When I became my true self I knew I had to take care of Mommy. She was moaning and groaning cuz her tummy hurted so I had her pet my head and scratch my back. That distracted her. After a while, she flopped down on the bathroom floor kinda like a dead fish.  I stayed close to Mommy the whole night long. I kept her warm with snuggles and didn't leave her for a single minute. 

I was real glad when it was morning and Mommy crawled out of the bathroom to go to sleep on the couch.

I took a nap too.

Mommy isn't exploding in the bathroom now but she's still pretty tired so she said I could use the lappytop to write to you. She also said I could tell you the gest is still here but I'm not supposed to tell ya we went ahead and adopated her and Mommy named her Alice. Mommy wants to tell you all that herself.





uh-oh


I guess it will be a pretty long time before yours truly gets to use the lappytop again. 

Bye bye for a long, long time.

Before I go, here's my friend and sister, Alice.


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    1. It's nice you think me and Alice look good. Thanks.

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  2. Oh no, did mommy eat salad????

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    1. I don't think so. The stuff that exploded out of her wasn't green.

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  3. What a rotten time your Mommy has had. Thank goodness she had you to look after her and keep her warm. I'm sure Alice learnt a lot, too, and will know what to do if anything like that happens again.
    Tell Mommy to rest until she feels properly well again.

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  4. Hope you are doing well. I've missed your posts on my feed. Dogs are the best comforters, when we're sick and when we're sad. And Alice is lovely.

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    1. I'm a very good comforter. I'm a warm, furry Princess blanket.

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  5. Princess, you are the best. Your mom is so lucky you're there to take care of her!

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  6. Oh dear, Princess, has your Mommy been eating Taco Bell lettuce? I hope she is all better soon. Alice looks like a nice friend to have.

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    1. Mommy says she would never ever eat lettuce or anything else from taco bell because the food from there always makes her explode.

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  7. Alice is a cutie patootie!!

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  8. Glad you were able to watch over the bathroom floor evening. Hope everyone is feeling better.

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    1. Mommy is better now but I'm still watching her in case she needs me.

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  9. Princess, I need you to visit me so you can teach my little Cujo how to be a good caretaker. Such a good girl helping your mommy like that. I hope she is feeling better soon. Alice is adorable, as are you. Hugs to everybody.

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    1. Hugs Hugs Hugs! I love big hugs! I'm sorry Ma'am but I can't visit you because I am always needed at home.

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  10. You are a good girl, Princess, taking care of mommy when she was so sick. I hope she is feeling much better now! And your new sister, Alice, is adorable! ♥

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    1. Yes, I am a very good girl. I love my mommy and I will always take care of her.

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  11. What sweet photos. Hope janiejunebug is feeling much better.

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  12. Oh Princess, I'm so glad you have a sister to keep you company. And well done you for looking after Mommy. I hope she is much better now.

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    1. Any dog who is a protector and comandor will do the same.

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  13. It's okay. I won't tell anyone about that secret you're not supposed to blab about. You're a good protector, and deserve extra treats.

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    1. Thanks for not telling but Mommy already figured it out. I still get my bedtime snackie snack though.

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  14. I'm so very sorry to hear you were sick, Janie.
    Sweet Alice:)

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    1. Mommy appreciationates you being so nice to her and so does Alice.

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  15. Poor you, Janie! That sounds miserable. Thank goodness you had Princess for comfort. I hope you are feeling much, much better. How could you expect Princess to keep such an exciting secret? 😂. Alice has found a wonderful home!

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