SHOTS FIRED ANTICS ENSUE

 Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

I wasn't interested in watching the Sleeper-In-Chief at the White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday evening, but I glanced at my phone that night and happened to see shots had been fired at the event so I turned on the TV. 

The shooter was FAST! He flew through the security check point but next thing you knew he was naked on the ground. Was it a true attempt on Cankles McGee's life? 

I'm inclined to believe it was real because the Secret Service treated it the way they should, as opposed to the pretend assassination attempt in Pennsylvania when they let their guy mess around and stick his head out while he pumped his fist in the air. 

I'm also inclined to believe it was not real because, as Carol said, everything he does is a sham. He's a flimflam man, who quickly made it about the ballroom.

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Felon, but the woman walking her dog is called the National Trust for Historic Preservation. The Trust doesn't walk a dog. The Trust doesn't even have a dog.

I'm amused by this guy who calmly continued eating after everyone else took cover or had been hustled out of the room by the Secret Service. The food must have been unusually good.

Now, let's take a look at something much nicer. Last week former President Biden visited his alma mater, Syracuse University Law School, for the unveiling of his portrait. He stood straight and tall. He smiled. He was humble and gracious. No one fell asleep. 

In case you didn't catch it, Joe Biden said, “I hope that long after I am gone your future classmates at Syracuse Law School will see the portrait and they’re reminded not of me, but the greatness and power of our democracy and their obligation to do their part to preserve, protect and defend our constitution."

Seeing him and hearing him brought tears to my eyes. Don't ever say anything bad about Joe Biden to me.

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug