yet fills me with life and love
to last forever
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Wardrobe malfunction.
ReplyDeleteNo. She's very comfortable that way. Didn't you see all those articles about the research "showing" that women are better off without bras?
DeleteOkay, I realize I was showing boy nipples on my blog, but girl boobs? Sheesh... :P
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing is I used this photo once quite some time ago, and no one said a thing about it.
DeleteMrs. Chatterbox said these very words after our last bout of lovemaking. Just kidding. Very nice.
ReplyDeleteMrs. C called yesterday to tell me how you made love to her all night long on Saturday. It gave me the idea for this haiku.
DeleteIf it were me in the picture, there wouldn't be a malfunction. Everything would be farther south, if you get my drift.
ReplyDeleteOh, everything on me has moved south permanently. That's why I'm exiled to Florida, and I steal photos off the internet.
DeleteI like it better than the haikus I posted!! (http://fishducky.blogspot.com/2013/05/haikus-for-computer-age.html)
ReplyDeleteWell, I liked yours better. So there!
DeleteAnd if the sperm reaches the egg again--in my case--I will have a meltdown ;)
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should write a post about the only completely effective method of birth control: Abstinence. And of course, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.
DeleteWonderful haiku. And the photo fits the poem perfectly.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much. Glad you like it.
DeleteThe Sperm Won't Reach Egg
ReplyDeleteIf Deposited In The Mouth
No Stress This Way
Uh, thanks Coffey. It's not actually something I need to worry about, but I'm sure some younger readers appreciate your advice.
DeleteBiof a loss here
ReplyDeleteYeah. I write this stuff and most people act as if it means something. I'm glad you spoke up and pointed out that the emperess is not wearing any clothes.
DeleteLike Elisa, I will not just have a meltdown, but a full on episode. Tony will be a single father again because I will be licking the windows at the local hospital.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I will sue the doctor who PROMISED he had closed this shop up tight... closed all windows... bolted the doors... etc.
Wow! Mentalpause definitely has its good aspects.
DeleteWhat a romantic! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, sperm is so romantic.
DeleteInte............resting............
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