Monday, June 17, 2013

I HAIKU YOU

Sperm doesn't reach egg
yet fills me with life and love
to last forever



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    1. No. She's very comfortable that way. Didn't you see all those articles about the research "showing" that women are better off without bras?

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  2. Okay, I realize I was showing boy nipples on my blog, but girl boobs? Sheesh... :P

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    1. The funny thing is I used this photo once quite some time ago, and no one said a thing about it.

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  3. Mrs. Chatterbox said these very words after our last bout of lovemaking. Just kidding. Very nice.

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    1. Mrs. C called yesterday to tell me how you made love to her all night long on Saturday. It gave me the idea for this haiku.

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  4. If it were me in the picture, there wouldn't be a malfunction. Everything would be farther south, if you get my drift.

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    1. Oh, everything on me has moved south permanently. That's why I'm exiled to Florida, and I steal photos off the internet.

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  5. I like it better than the haikus I posted!! (http://fishducky.blogspot.com/2013/05/haikus-for-computer-age.html)

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    1. Well, I liked yours better. So there!

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  6. And if the sperm reaches the egg again--in my case--I will have a meltdown ;)

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    1. Maybe I should write a post about the only completely effective method of birth control: Abstinence. And of course, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

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  7. Wonderful haiku. And the photo fits the poem perfectly.

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  8. The Sperm Won't Reach Egg
    If Deposited In The Mouth
    No Stress This Way

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    1. Uh, thanks Coffey. It's not actually something I need to worry about, but I'm sure some younger readers appreciate your advice.

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    1. Yeah. I write this stuff and most people act as if it means something. I'm glad you spoke up and pointed out that the emperess is not wearing any clothes.

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  10. Like Elisa, I will not just have a meltdown, but a full on episode. Tony will be a single father again because I will be licking the windows at the local hospital.

    And then I will sue the doctor who PROMISED he had closed this shop up tight... closed all windows... bolted the doors... etc.

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    1. Wow! Mentalpause definitely has its good aspects.

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  11. Inte............resting............

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