Hi, Every Buddy! It's me! It's me! It's me! I'm Franklin the Bordernese. I hope I don't make you sneeze. heheheh I can be so funny.
Boy, it's been a long time since Mom let me write the blog post. I get to today because Mom weed whipped her leg. *snicker* I'm not laughing at Mom. I'm snickering at her. I like the word snicker. It's fun to say.
I wanna tell you about something I heard Mom say a couple days ago. She told her friend that I have a Sparkling Person Allie Tee. I don't know anybody named Allie Tee. The only Person I have is Mom. I guess she sparkles because of her diamonds, but I just don't get it. Can anybody explain to me why Mom said that? I don't want to bother her because she's resting.
I have a really fun game I like to play with Mom and her friends. When I know some buddy is going to sit in a chair, I hop up and sit in it first. Sometimes the person sits down and finds me behind her back. Sometimes the person sees me and says I have to get out of the chair. I don't think I should be punished because I'm faster than people.
I hate being in jail. Even with the door open, I know when I have a time out.
I don't get in trouble very often, though. Mom loves to have me show off for her friends. She points at me and I sit. She says Shake and we shake hands. She holds her hand by the side of my head and I lie down. She says Kiss and we kiss.
Then she always says, Franklin learned all of this during the first 24 hours he was here. Duh. It was so easy. But if sitting and kissing and all that makes Mom happy, then I'll do it forever and ever.
Mom is the only one who can get the kibble. I don't wanna starve to death.
I'm kinda tired now, so I think I'll rest next to Mom. She likes to touch my head and back when I sit next to her. It feels good, and she says that I make her leg all better.
I love you, Every Buddy!