Wednesday, June 5, 2013

FRANKLIN: SPEAK!

Hi, Every Buddy! It's me! It's me! It's me! I'm Franklin the Bordernese. I hope I don't make you sneeze. heheheh  I can be so funny.


Boy, it's been a long time since Mom let me write the blog post. I get to today because Mom weed whipped her leg. *snicker* I'm not laughing at Mom. I'm snickering at her. I like the word snicker. It's fun to say.

I wanna tell you about something I heard Mom say a couple days ago. She told her friend that I have a Sparkling Person Allie Tee. I don't know anybody named Allie Tee. The only Person I have is Mom. I guess she sparkles because of her diamonds, but I just don't get it. Can anybody explain to me why Mom said that? I don't want to bother her because she's resting.

I have a really fun game I like to play with Mom and her friends. When I know some buddy is going to sit in a chair, I hop up and sit in it first. Sometimes the person sits down and finds me behind her back. Sometimes the person sees me and says I have to get out of the chair. I don't think I should be punished because I'm faster than people.


I hate being in jail. Even with the door open, I know when I have a time out.

I don't get in trouble very often, though. Mom loves to have me show off for her friends. She points at me and I sit. She says Shake and we shake hands. She holds her hand by the side of my head and I lie down. She says Kiss and we kiss.

Then she always says, Franklin learned all of this during the first 24 hours he was here. Duh. It was so easy. But if sitting and kissing and all that makes Mom happy, then I'll do it forever and ever.

Mom is the only one who can get the kibble. I don't wanna starve to death.


I'm kinda tired now, so I think I'll rest next to Mom. She likes to touch my head and back when I sit next to her. It feels good, and she says that I make her leg all better.

I love you, Every Buddy!

Franklin

36 comments:

  1. Franklin, I think you sparkle in all ways. And thank you for making your mom's leg feel better. (I think your trick of jumping into the chair just before a human does is pretty funny. I'd be laughing with you if I saw it!)

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    1. Gosh, thanks. I sparkle and I don't even wear diamonds.

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  2. I'd like to suggest Franklin Friday every week, since you are taking suggestions...

    Ask him and see what he thinks.

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    1. Franklin likes the idea, but I reminded him that Friday is Movie Weekend. We'll have to see what we can do. Maybe Movie Weekend can move to Thursdays.

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  3. I love doggie posts. I don't know why my mom hasn't let me write one yet. I'm gonna ask her if I can write one soon.

    -Eddie the Schnauzer :)

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    1. I hope you get to, Eddie. Mom and I will read it.

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  4. Oh how cute Franklin is. Love his name. I had a dog, Sport - he was border collie and springer spaniel. A border-spaniel. He was 14 when he passed last year. 4 mos later we rescued Daisey. We just have to have a dog to love on, at our house.

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    1. I get lots of love, but so do my two brothers. We were all rescued. Life was hard before Mom made us part of her family.

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  5. Franklin sounds like a sweetie!!

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    1. He is definitely a sweetie, fishducky.

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  6. First, dear Franklin, please let your mommy know I'm thinking of her and hoping she is feeling better from her accident. Second, I have no idea what that Allie Tee stuff was all about. But then I wasn't born here in these United States, so I don't really know everything. Third, I think you are a very clever doggie, you know who has the goodies and that's very important. Finally, Samson will be even more mad than he already is when he sees that you got to post a story before him. Oh, and you are cute too. Very cute!

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    1. Tell Samson not to be mad, please! I saw his picture on the screen. He looks nice. Now, Mom wants to tell you something.

      Hi, Inger. Janie here. Franklin didn't understand that I said he has a sparkling personality.

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  7. I like the word, snicker, too, because it reminds me of a chocolate Snickers bar. And I really like chocolate! Hope mommy's leg gets better!

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    1. Us doggies make sure Mom is okay. She shouldn't have played wrong with the weed whipper and we told her so.

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  8. Aww, you keep healing your momma, Franklin. It was nice to see & hear from you again. :)

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    1. Thanks, Miss Nicki! I'm sending you some slobbery kisses through this funny screen.

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  9. Oh Franklin you are sweetheart and a great help to 'Mom' while she is getting better. What a good dog you are! I think you deserve a treat...for sure!!

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    1. I'll tell Mom what you said. Good idea.

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  10. Now Franklin... can you tell me why Mr. Chewey is accosting my leg instead of giving me kisses. Really, his incessant pestering and beating of my knees down with his paws is getting out of hand.

    Do talk to him about that, won't you?

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    1. I don't know Mr. Chewey and Mom says, Don't talk to strangers. Maybe you could introduce me to Mr. Chewey and we wouldn't be strangers anymore!

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  11. Such a cute pooch! I hope your leg is feeling better.

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    1. It's much better. Quick first aid and rest have saved the day (and the leg)!

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  12. Hey, I think your guest should have to sit in the cage, not Franklin. I mean, he beats them to it, they're just poor losers. Plus, it's super cute :)

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    1. Maybe I can get someone to sit in the crate for a photo. That would be cute.

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  13. Awwwww what a cute puppy!!!!

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  14. AWW, I'm in love with Franklin. I agree buddy you shouldn't be punished for being quick. If I ever meet you I will glad to race you for the chair winner takes all.

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    1. I'll win, Mr. Ax! I can get up in the chair while a person's rear end is still on the way down.

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  15. Yo Franklin, amigo, that is one sweet life you have over there. Well, except for jail...). SOunds like your momma really needs you, kinda like our momma, she'd be lost without us. We think you should have a steady post, we like to read about you East coast perros...

    THe three chis, ole'!

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    1. Hola, tres chis! Como estan ustedes? Wow! I didn't know I could speak Spanish. I wonder where I learned that.

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  16. LOL! Franklin, you are so loyal--as you pointed out, to the person who feeds you. ;) Smart guy! I can see why you make moms leg all better. :):)

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    1. I like my kibble. Mom serves it so well.

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  17. Hi Janie and Franklin - sure hope that leg heals .. but then another snicker with Franklin would be fun .. and that diamond nose .. must be fun on your walks fourlegged buddies and those humans chatting away .. enjoy the weekend .. cheers Hilary

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    1. Mom and I go for great walks. We see lots of doggies and their people. We can't go today, though. It's raining really hard.

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  18. Well mums loves to imagine that you have a friend:)
    I joined a book club and movie club over here and I was thinking of you.
    www.thoughtsofpaps.com

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