I've been hearing a lot about how the NSA, under the
But I read a very interesting article about how government spying on the American people averted a tragedy earlier this year when a couple of young men planned to plant some bombs at the finish line of the Boston marathon.
What's that you say? Huh? Those guys did that and didn't get caught till AFTER they killed and injured some people and caused all sorts of trouble? Oh,
Well, since the covert actions continue, I want to volunteer to be of some assistance. I'm not very good at spying on people. I don't even make a good nosy neighbor. Sweet Young Allison was several months into her pregnancy before
Because I'm not a good spy, then I want to volunteer to be spied on. If the government will concentrate on me, they can stop bothering some of the people who are upset about the whole schlemiel.
I don't mind at all if they watch me. They can put a nanny cam in my house.
The government can listen to me 24/7, including in my bedroom.
They can read my letters to my mother-in-law. They can read my email. They can follow me everywhere I go, which is usually from the house to the yard and back in the house. Maybe a spy will even remind me not to weed whip my leg again (and I was not wearing shorts when I did that, Coffey).
American Public: I want to be the U.S. Government's Whipping Girl.
I am so fascinating that no one will bother the rest of you ever again.
Please. Martyr me. I can take it.
Infinities of love,
Oh, and please don't confuse me with some other blogger. This is what I look like:
Thank you for you cooperation.