I AM SUCH A WIENER

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

I've been away from the blogosphere because of the training I'm doing at work, so I was kind of late finding out that our beloved Mistress Maddie, who is so smart and funny, declared  me–– yes, me, the white bread girl from Kansas––the wiener winner in the captioning contest for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

My entry:

There once was a fellow named Maddie

And if you were a fine pool boy, he'd have ye

And when he was done

In his tacky green elf shorts he'd tuck away his 14 inch one

And that was fun for our Maddie!

If you want to know how I know it's 14 inches, forget about it. I'll never tell.

Maddie will be sending me those nasty, tacky, flea-ridden elf shorts so I can hold a captioning contest of my own. Be prepared. 

My big concern? I will never look as good in those shorts as Mads does. He has great legs! Click this link to check him out.

I also cannot walk in a shoe with a heel so anything I wear is worn with Keds.

My training at work continues. It was rough at first, but it's going much better now. I will miss a little bit of training soon when our team heads out to a restaurant for a holiday lunch. Limit is $20 per person. That won't pay for enough margaritas to get me sloshed. 

Boo-hoo. I'll have to work sober that afternoon.

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug