Hi! Merry Kissmas! I am so excited that Santa Paws is coming soon. I have been singing lots. I changed the words to one song:
It's the most wonderful time of the year! There are parties for hosting and people for roasting and caroling out in the snow! There are scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Kissmases when Mom Mom was 12!
Did you see the jokes I put in the song? Did you get it? PEOPLE FOR ROASTING!!! HA HA HA HA! I AM SO FUNNY!
And did you see the part about Mom Mom was 12? That's so silly. It's a joke because Mom Mom was never 12. She has always been just the way she is now because she is Mom Mom!
Grandma came to see me yesterday! She brought two cookies for me and two cookies for my big brother Franklin. I love Grandma! I love cookies! I love Franklin!
It is very, very cold here. I hope Santa Paws will still be able to come for Kissmas. I am worried about him freezing. I insisted that Mom Mom get out my Santa Paws sweater to keep me warm and to let him know I am a very worried little doggy who is waiting for him.
Then the toy bone I was chewing on fell off the bed. I did not know what to do, so I stared at Mom Mom until she picked it up and put it next to me.
Doing anything I need is in the Mom Mom job description. This is another joke! I am so clever! I am the smartest, funniest, most adorable doggy in the world!
I will let you know what happens with Santa Paws. Cross your fingers and your toes and hope for the best for me!
Bye-bye for now!!! Merry Kissmas!
Merry Kissmas, Penelope! You make good jokes!
ReplyDeleteThank you! Thank you! I am so funny and adorable.
DeletePenelope you're a good sport to be wearing a coat. My dog see them coming out and run.
ReplyDeleteThat's silly. I ran to Mom Mom for my sweater. I hope Santa Paws brings me something new.
DeleteA Very Doggie Kissmas!
ReplyDeleteThat's the way it should be!
Delete“Doing anything I need is in the Mom Mom job description.” No joke.
ReplyDeletePenelope, you could do a duet with our former parrot. He also sang deck the halls and he also liked to add about 40 LA LA LAs to the end.
The la la las are the best part.
DeleteYou look wunnaful in your Santa Paws sweater - and of course he will find his way to you (and to Franklin).
ReplyDeleteMom Mom says it will get even colder by Kissmas. I hope Santa Paws has a sweater as nice as mine to keep him warm.
DeleteYou are the sweetest jokester around. I love your sweater and your forlorn look when your bone dropped off your bed. You have mommy trained well.
ReplyDeleteSomeone had to teach Mom Mom what she's supposed to do for me.
DeleteMerry Kissmas, Penelope. I hope you were good this year so you get plenty of treats from Mom Mom. Love to you and your Mom Mom.
ReplyDeleteI've been soooo good. Sooooo very good. Tell Santa Paws if you see him.
DeleteMy doggies always had slippers for outdoors, so their feetsies would not freeze to the groundsies. Maybe you need wellies for the rainsies, inseadsies You can ask SantaPaws.
ReplyDeleteAnd a rain poncho! You are so smart. I will ask Santa Paws.
DeleteWouldn’t mind being 12 again, with a few select adult privileges as well.
ReplyDeleteMerry Kissmas, Penelope! You look adorable in your sweater. And you make such good jokes!
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