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Wednesday, September 18, 2013
WHAT? WEDNESDAY: PICK A MAN
Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
I've decided it's time to take the plunge and get back into the world of dating.
I have offers for a night on the town from three men. Which one should I choose?
Here's Man #1:
Here's Man #2:
Here's Man #3:
So today's question is Which man should I choose? After you help me pick the man, I'll reveal his name.
You are much better looking than these putzes, but Mrs. C. won't let you go. I already asked her. I hoped to climb into bed every night to listen to stories about Ricky Delgado.
Now, if you were to tell us a little something about each... his interests, if he's kind to animals and other people, what he does for a living and in his spare time, that sorta thing, we could provide you with a better informed answer. But you didn't, so I guess we're going on looks alone, huh? What can I say? Number three all the way. (Not MY fault you showed him without his shirt...)
#2! Got that beach vibe going. You have excellent taste. Oh, and the screen cleaner? YES it will clean your flat screen tv. Beautifully, I might add. Just turn it off and wait for it to cool down first, then spray the cleaner on the microfiber cloth (we have them in 2 sizes) and wipe the fingerprints and smudges off. No streaks and since there's no alcohol, it won't hurt your screen.
3, girl! HE'S SHIRTLESS YOU GOTTA PICK 3!
ReplyDeleteI'm certainly leaning in that direction. I wonder if he'll catch me when I fall.
Delete:) I think you've already chosen wisely, my friend~
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm.
DeleteI pick number 1. Love those blue eyes.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful blue eyes.
Delete#3, WAIT #2, oh for Pete's sake #1 will be just fine!
ReplyDeleteI'll consider that answer to be one vote for each man.
DeleteNeither of them are me, so I advise you to keep on looking. Like a Hallmark Card, I, and any man like me, are for the very best.
ReplyDeleteI tried to get you, but Judy said no. So I have to put up with these also rans.
DeleteOh what the heck! You sound energetic today...take all THREE!
ReplyDeleteHope your fillings went well!
Three? I'll consider it.
DeleteYou're setting your sights too low. Pick a fellow who you won't cringe to look at. Have you checked the author photo on my blog? Just askin'.
ReplyDeleteYou are much better looking than these putzes, but Mrs. C. won't let you go. I already asked her. I hoped to climb into bed every night to listen to stories about Ricky Delgado.
DeleteOh, you are too funny. And bad! I say you just go for the 3-way! =D
ReplyDelete-andi
You would.
DeleteNow, if you were to tell us a little something about each... his interests, if he's kind to animals and other people, what he does for a living and in his spare time, that sorta thing, we could provide you with a better informed answer. But you didn't, so I guess we're going on looks alone, huh? What can I say? Number three all the way. (Not MY fault you showed him without his shirt...)
ReplyDeleteI don't know anything about them yet.
DeleteUm. They're all the same guy. ;) (You're such a joker!)
ReplyDeleteDon't be absurd.
DeleteIs a foursome--the 3 of them & you--out of the question?
ReplyDeleteWhat if they like each other more than they like me?
DeleteYour vote has been counted.
ReplyDelete1 if by day, 3 if by night.
ReplyDeleteI can have only one of them, day or night.
Delete1 if by day, 3 if by night.
ReplyDeleteYou can't have two votes, Barb. tee-hee
DeleteNo 1
ReplyDeleteFor me
I like that kinda look
It suits my scruffier nature
I like the tickle of kisses from a man who has a few days growth of beard.
Delete#2! Got that beach vibe going. You have excellent taste. Oh, and the screen cleaner? YES it will clean your flat screen tv. Beautifully, I might add. Just turn it off and wait for it to cool down first, then spray the cleaner on the microfiber cloth (we have them in 2 sizes) and wipe the fingerprints and smudges off. No streaks and since there's no alcohol, it won't hurt your screen.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the information. I'll be checking out your shop.
DeleteI like Bouncin Barb's response.
ReplyDeleteBarb is pretty darn smart. I'm so glad she's started blogging again.
Delete#1--you have to look in their eye-windows. ;)
ReplyDeleteLove those baby blues.
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