Tuesday, March 12, 2013

THANKS TO YOU, NEW JANIE JUNEBUG TEASE

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

I've had suggestions and requests for bumper stickers and t-shirts to add to my shop at www.cafepress.com/JanieJunebugsTease.

So, thanks to you and your great ideas, I made a number of additions to Janie Junebug's Tease over the weekend.

On the main page I added the following:

JEWS DO IT OVER CHICKEN SOUP (credit goes to fishducky)

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES DO IT DOOR TO DOOR (credit goes to Coffeypot)

I'm sorry I don't remember who requested a shirt about Scientologists, but I came up with

SCIENTOLOGISTS DO IT WITH CELEBRITIES


My shop also has two additional sections now. To reach them, click on the links on the main page of the shop. The first section has two bumper stickers, requested by our great pal Melynda, the herbalife queen. The bumper stickers say:

MY KID DID IT

IT'S MY KID'S FAULT

Melynda also requested t-shirts for the military, so my second new section is called Military Tease. I have the following:

THE ARMY DOES IT WITH THEIR PRIVATES (suggested by Elisa)




THE NATIONAL GUARD DOES IT EVERYWHERE (my humble thought)

Now for ALL the rest of the military t-shirts, I owe a huge thank you to Coffey. He's my favorite dirty old man vet, and he came up with these ideas for me:

NAVY MINEMEN CAN GIVE YOU A BLAST

MARINE SNIPER
ONE SHOT  ONE KILL

JOIN THE NAVY
RIDE THE WAVES

AIR FORCE
WITHOUT AMMO
JUST AN EXPENSIVE
FLYING CLUB

NAVY FLIERS
ENJOY A COCKPIT

FRIENDLY FIRE
ISN'T

RESERVISTS
DO IT
ALL WEEKEND

SUBMARINERS
DO IT DEEPER
AND STAY LONGER

THE AIR FORCE 
CAN GET YOU HIGH

U.S. NAVY
WE OWN THE SEAS
WE ALLOW OTHERS TO USE THEM

SNIPERS
IF YOU SEE THE FLASH
YOU WERE NOT THE TARGET

Thank you so much for your ideas and for providing publicity. I sold my first shirt last week! Now I only need to sell about 2,000 more to pay my tax bill.

Remember, the link to my shop is at the top of the sidebar on my blog. Spread the word -- please?

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug



HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU, COFFEY!

17 comments:

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    1. Thank you, Sir. How could I fail with Coffey on my side?

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  2. Oh, these were so much fun to read- I will have to get on over to your shop and check them all out.

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    1. Thanks, Shelley -- I have lots of sizes and styles.

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    1. Thank you, Sherry! I had a lot of help.

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  4. Oh my!!! These ideas are off the charts cute... And we'll then there's the Coffeypot section!! I love it!!

    Where do I sign up to be a cockpit?

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    1. Hmmmm, uh, there's a Naval Air Station not too far from my house. I suspect they'd let you be a cockpit.

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    2. LD, you already have one...just bend over.

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  5. Wait a minnit....I'm just now hearing about this!

    I'm as dirty as Coffeypot! Do you make ONE t-shirt if a person really wants just one, or what???

    I be interested. I be goin' to your site rite now.

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    1. I can add a specific shirt to my shop for you, but no profanity and it can't be so pornographic that CafePress kicks me out.

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    1. Of course it's good -- you helped, fishducky!

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  7. SNIPERS
    IF YOU SEE THE FLASH
    YOU WERE NOT THE TARGET

    Brilliant! HA!

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  8. You're having entirely too much fun, lady. (I hope you sell a bazillion of 'em.)

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