Monday, February 11, 2013

FRANKIE SAYS

Hi Everybuddy! It's me me me me, Franklin the Bordernese, and I have a mom with a sneeze! heheheheheh


Seriously, it's been busy around here. First, something flew into Mom and she was sick, and now she has allersneeze. We dogs have had to work hard. When she stayed in bed, I stayed right next to the bed, in case she needed me.


Scout and Franklin did their jobs, too.

Scout slept on Mom's head to keep her warm.


When Sister Hurricane was here for Christmas, she saw Scout sleeping on Mom's head and said she thought her mommy's head had been swallowed by a black dog.

Harper's job was to sleep right up against Mom's back so it wouldn't hurt too much.


Mom says that Harper is better than any heating pad or pain medicine.

Mom is getting better, and we can't wait for her to get all better cuz we haven't seen elvisenronshorts in a while. We want to visit him because he adopted an eight-month-old puppy. 

Hi. Remember me?
I'm elvisenron -- what?
Franklin! That's not my name!

Whatever. I dunno what his problem is. Anyway, we want to meet the puppy and be his friend. Mom says the puppy is scared cuz he was in prison at the human society. We're so glad elvisenronshorts gave the puppy a real home and a family, which is what all us dogs deserve.

The puppy is a boy puppy, so he's not a bitch like Mom. heheheheheheheh

Also, Mom says that Valentine's Day is this week and she has a secret Valentine besides us and elvisenronshorts. On Thursday, she's gonna tell us all who her secret Valentine is. 

We can't wait to find out.

I love you all! I love you a whole bunch!

Franklin the Bordernese





38 comments:

  1. Hi Janie .. gosh hope those sneezpies go away - otherwise the poor bitches and dogs might get sneezed to another State

    Valentine's Day .. looking forward to that and your return to health .. cheers Hilary

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    1. Mom says thanks and cheers, Miss Hilary.

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  2. Nice post, Franklin! I'm sure your mom will feel better soon with all that fine medical help!!

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  3. Franklin, please tell your mom I hope she gets better soon! In the meantime, see if you can rustle up some chicken soup for her. You can do it- you seem like a very bright fellow.

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    1. Gosh, thanks. I like fixing soup for me. I slobber in it a little bit, but she doesn't mind. She's used to doggie slobber.

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  4. I will be interested in seeing who mom's secret valentine is too. ;-)

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    1. We're very curious, too. I hope it's not a dog.

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  5. Glad to see you're feeling better enough to write a funny post. Can't wait to hear who the secret valentine is!!!

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    1. Mom says she won't even give us a hint about the Valentine.

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  6. Hope your 'mom' gets better soon! And y'all take care of her!

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    1. We take good care of Mom, Mr. NFO. Don't worry! We're on the job.

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  7. Ummm, Frankie, does Mom enjoy all of that doggy attention when she is sick? Just wondering.

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    1. Mom loves all the attention we give her, except when we hump her leg. heheheheheh

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  8. Sounds like the pups are taking good care of you, which is only fair. After all, you take good care of THEM. A secret Valentine, huh? I hope it's a cute little kittie named Valentine...

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  9. Thanks for catching us up, Franklin. Keep taking such good care of everyone.

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  10. Frankie, you are doing a good job of taking care of Mommy! Keep up the good work. I hope Mommy feels better soon!

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    1. Thank you for recognizing how hard I work.

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  11. Dear Franklin, it's so good to know that you take care of the human with whom you live. And I do so hope you will bark us the Valentine surprise. Peace.

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    1. Mom takes good care of me, and I take good care of her. Mom says we have a mutual admiration society in our house.

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  12. Your babies look like such great care takers. I am not much of a pet owner (I sometimes think Mr. Chewey takes care of himself) but I can completely see the compassion they bring.

    (((HUGS)))

    Feel better!

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    1. Thank you, Miss Juli. We take very good care of Mom.

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  13. get well soon, Janie, it heartwarming to know that these furries are keeping you warm and nice.

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  14. I'm so glad they're taking care of you, Janie :) I hope you're feeling extra awesome today.

    P.S. I know someone who sent you two packages in the mail last night. I wonder what they could be! ;)

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    1. Hi! It's me, Franklin. Do the packages have any chew toys? What about treats?

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  15. Franklin, your 'ealing touche is the bestest in hole wibe whorld (excuse the spelling).

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    1. Gosh, I like the way you spell, Miss Peaches. It's a lot like doggie spelling, which is the best way to spell but Mom doesn't get it.

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  16. Hello Franklin nice to meet you, hope your mum has stopped sneezing it was you making her sneeze I hope

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    1. I don't make Mom sneeze. She says the allersneeze is because of pollen.

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  17. I have been laying across mom's legs for 12 days now, and I'm getting mis-shapened. My belly hangs between her knees like hers does. But she's getting better. Today she decided to pee in the bathroom instead of using the couch and blaming me.

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    1. Wow, Beau! I feel sorry for you. Our mom pees out in the yard like she's supposed to do.

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  18. I love the doggy posts! I want to cuddle all of them.

    I'm glad you are feeling better, and hope you feel all the way better, too.

    And I'm also hoping for a picture of Elvis Aaron Schwarz's new puppy!

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    1. We hope we meet the puppy soon. We think his name is Tater Tot, but we're not sure.

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  19. Think maybe it was because getting a typewriter was the in thing to do? Thanks for the comment.

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    1. Hi, It's Janie, giving Franklin a break: I think my mom hoped we would learn how to type. She told me to take typing in high school so I could be a secretary. I had higher aspirations. I didn't learn to type until I started using a computer and became a reporter.

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