Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
A mere glance at the cover of How To Avoid Having Sex will tell you it's adorable.
And then you see it's by EC Stilson, and you know it's hilarious.
I was able to read this slim volume in a single sitting. When I finished and wiped away my tears of laughter, all I could think was, If Elisa (EC Stilson) and Cade (her husband) ever get divorced, it will be a great loss for the world.
That's because Elisa mines their relationship for such great laughs. The two of them can have more fun figuring out ways to avoid sex than most people have . . . I don't know -- having sex?
Since this book is small, you can keep it handy by the bed in case someone gets handsy when you're not in the mood. How To Avoid Having Sex is inexpensive and available at Amazon.
Buy it and chortle, chuckle, and yes, go ahead and guffaw.
Infinities of love,