HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
FAVORITE
YOUNG
MAN!
Quit being so damn nice to people who don't deserve it. Tell them to eat shit and die.
Just don't ever stop tolerating me because I'm the one who loves ya, baby. I was the one who loved you even before you were born. I was the one who loved you the second you were born. I'm the one who has loved you ever since and who thinks you are the most wonderful Favorite Young Man in the whole world.
Love,
You Know Who
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