Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
I think posting that I couldn't write MOVIE WEEKEND got almost as many comments as MOVIE WEEKEND does.
Los perros son muy bien. (I'm not sure why I'm reverting to Spanish, but for some reason it's a little easier to say in Spanish.)
Une gato esta muerto. En mi garaje.
Harper caught him Friday night. Harper doesn't like gatos. Favorite Young Man says Animal Control will pick up el gato, but they're not open over the weekend so he's been dead in my garage since Friday night. I like gatos. I feel really bad. And lonely. And sick to my stomach.
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I hope it wasn't a neighbor's gato, Janie Junebug, or you could have another problema.
ReplyDeleteHow do you like our tiempo caliente?
I think it's a feral gato. I don't recognize him. No caliente aqui.
DeletePoor gato. I like gatos, too. May Monday arrive as soon as it can.
ReplyDeleteI can hardly wait. I feel so bad, and I want him to at least be cremated. We can't bury him. We've had so much rain that my backyard is underwater.
DeleteOh how awful. I would be upset too.
ReplyDeleteSorry.
Thank you for understanding.
DeleteOh and BTW, try and have a happy birthday. You are the same age as my baby sister!
ReplyDeleteI seldom have a nice birthday.
DeleteI had to use Google translater. That's not good. I feel bad for you. I feel like caca as well.
ReplyDeleteSi. Caca.
ReplyDeleteOh, I hope they come soon and then you can put some closure to this. Don't dwell on it too long. Those things happen, and there's not much that can be done to stop it. So sorry, though, that it happened.
ReplyDeleteGracias.
DeleteHoly gato poo. That's horrible. I hope you're corpse-free now.
ReplyDeleteWas that inappropriate? Probably.
Best of luck. :/
-andi
El gato esta aqui.
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