Wednesday, December 11, 2013

BIG ASS TV

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

Recently the lovely Crystal Collier at http://crystalcollier.blogspot.com/2013/12/my-new-4000000-tv.html wrote a post about a television that can be purchased on Amazon for $40,000.

You can find the Big Ass TV here:
http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

The Big Ass TV looks like this, only much bigger, as in 85 inches:




The hilarious part, as Crystal pointed out, is that people have been leaving reviews of the TV that are a riot. For example:


  •  We sold our daughter into white slavery so we could buy this TV.
  • I got it because the two AA batteries were free with the remote.
  • We got a banana slicer with the TV and the banana slicer has made our lives so much easier.
Of course, yours truly had to get in on the action. Here's my review:

I sold a kidney to get my TV. Now my other kidney is failing. If I return the TV, do you think I can get my kidney back? I like the TV. It's okay. But it will be too large to go in my coffin.

This TV has 642 customer reviews. If you need to laugh–and who doesn't?–then take a look at the reviews at http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/product-reviews/B00CMEN95U/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1.

By the way, you can talk to this TV, so the people who sold their daughter into white slavery don't need to get her back. They can chat with the TV instead of the kid.

Remember, you heard about this from Crystal Collier first.


Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug




24 comments:

  1. That is just what I need--a tv that talks to me. I went past an endcap of kitties at Walmart. They frightened me when they all meowed. I cannot handle inanimate objects that do this to me, not even a tv.

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    1. I expect that talking to this TV would be like trying to talk to your computer and create a document in Word. It would come out all garbled.

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  2. People are blogging about it, mainly about the funny comments and the price.

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    1. The comments are hilarious, and so are the questions people are asking about it.

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  3. Can you imagine how big the pores on the noses of news anchors would be on an 85 inch TV?

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    1. That's a very scary thought. I can't stand my own pores when I look in the mirror.

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  4. What's a TV? I never get to use one.

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    1. Then you need to order this one and build a room onto your house for you and your TV.

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  5. Fantastic reviews--I'm getting several of them to have on hand in case we forgot anyone at Christmas!!

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  6. I'm at work and will probably get in trouble for going to Amazon, but I couldn't resist! So hysterical :) Those people need blogs!

    Good job on adding your own review....very funny :)

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    1. I also answered someone's question about whether he should buy a TV or the movie theater down the street. I feel very good because I help people make important decisions.

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  7. How funny! How does one get a big ass TV through a door?

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    1. One must cut a hole in one's roof and the Big Ass TV is lowered through the hole through the use of a crane.

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  8. I did see this post that Crystal wrote. I can't imagine having a living room big enough for a TV of that size. I must admit your comment is pretty darn funny!!!

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    1. I'm amazed that Amazon is leaving those comments up. They usually delete anything "suspicious" immediately. Someone there must have a sense of humor.

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  9. I simply cannot imagine what anyone would do with a tv that big. The screen on my computer is 13 inches, and that's plenty big enough!

    Blessings and Bear hugs!

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    1. I agree, Bear. I would be overwhelmed by that TV.

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  10. I want one. I really really want one!

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    1. Do you have a daughter to sell into white slavery? Can you take out a second mortgage on your house? We must find a way to get this TV for you!

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  11. Hahaha!! Wow! That is too hilarious! It reminds me of the hysterical comment for the Bic Pen for Her:
    http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386876014&sr=8-1&keywords=bic+female+pen

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    1. I looked at it, Maggie. It is hilarious!

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  12. OMG! That is hysterical! I don't even have room for a table-top Christmas tree, so I think I am out of that picture--LOL! What's the difference between this and one of those home theater screens? In order to afford it you'd have to have a special room set up and charge admission. ;)

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  13. Eek! I totally missed your post. Yeah, I was on a cruise--one where they refused to let me bring my TV. I totally had to settle for a tiny cabin television, and now it's like my entire world has shrunk. ;)

    Kidney. LOL!

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