I'm so excited! I've designed a line of t-shirts, and they're available in my online shop, Janie Junebug's Tease, at CafePress.com.
I had the idea for these shirts years and years ago but didn't know how to get them made and sell them until the famous author and publisher EC Stilson, a.k.a. my middle child Elisa at The Crazy Life Of A Writing Mom, said, Hey my mother from another planet, you can go to CafePress.com and design your t-shirts and they'll sell them for you.
I looked into it, and of course my brilliant middle child knew of what she spake. That's why she's a famous author and publisher who's on Wikipedia (can you tell I'm proud of my girl?). CafePress doesn't charge me anything. I get a royalty for anything in my shop that sells.
For now, I'm sticking to white t-shirts with black lettering. But if you want me to add canvas bags or coffee mugs or bumper stickers, you just let me know and I can do it.
I have men's, women's, women's plus sizes, and junior's t-shirts. They come with short sleeves, long sleeves, or without sleeves. I hope you'll think they're cute.
Here's what I have available:
CATHOLICS DO IT WITH A VIRGIN
LUTHERANS DO IT WITH GRACE
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTISTS DO IT ON SATURDAY
BAPTISTS DO IT UNDERWATER
PENTECOSTALS DO IT WITH TONGUES
UNITARIANS DO IT WITH ANYBODY
ATHEISTS DO IT ALONE
AGNOSTICS DON'T KNOW IF THEY DO IT
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES DO IT ALL OVER YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
MORMONS DO IT IN MAGIC UNDERWEAR
If you have an idea for a shirt you'd like me to add, then please let me know. No copyright infringement, of course, and no profanity and nothing pornographic (that leaves out your ideas, Coffey).
The link to my shop is at the top of the sidebar on this page. It's www.cafepress.com/
But, you know what? If you don't do a darn thing, I'll still love you. I can't help it.
Infinities of love,