Recently I received a call and actually answered the phone, which I don't do all that often.
I mumbled a hello and heard SJAIEMLAISQUMIBIRBLRI.
I have absolutely no idea what you said, I replied.
The woman took a breath and slowed down to ask, May I speak to E____ M_____?
She doesn't live here, but I'm a friend of hers, said I. May I help you with something?
Oh, no! Jabberwocky said. I'll take this number off our calling list.
I texted E____ M_____ to tell her I'd just received a phone call for her. She texted back "Even salespeople associate us with one another."
I answered, "I'm surprised she didn't ask for Middle Child."
Here's a favorite photo of Little Middle:
|All she needs is a mermaid's tail.|
Infinities of love,