Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
It's me! Lola! Janie brought me back from the dead. I have great news to share with you, but first I want to play a song.
I was thinking that instead of my boyfriend's back, that maybe you could all sing along and change the lyrics to My Lola's back and there's gonna be trouble. Cuz you all know I looooove getting into trouble.
So here's the good news. Janie was having some trouble with her blog and she was emailing her pal dirtycowgirl. So I needed to say hi and how are ya cuz it's been a while, and dirtycowgirl helped us so much that I was all like If I was a lesbian, I would totally ask you to marry me. And dirtycowgirl was like, If I was a lesbian, I would say yes. We're not lesbians, but it's the most wanted I've felt in a long time.
Anyhoo, this little piece of news leads us to the What? Monday question: Ladies, if you were a lesbian or if you are a lesbian, then who is your dream girlfriend? and Gentlemen, if you were gay or you are gay, then who is your ideal more than a bromance guy?
I think you already know my answer (Hi dirtycowgirl -- tee hee). Janie wants Halle Berry. Or Debby Reynolds. She would want Angelina if she didn't have so darn many kids.
Now how about you? For whom do you pine?
Infinities of love,