Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
It's me! Lola! Janie brought me back from the dead. I have great news to share with you, but first I want to play a song.
I was thinking that instead of my boyfriend's back, that maybe you could all sing along and change the lyrics to My Lola's back and there's gonna be trouble. Cuz you all know I looooove getting into trouble.
So here's the good news. Janie was having some trouble with her blog and she was emailing her pal dirtycowgirl. So I needed to say hi and how are ya cuz it's been a while, and dirtycowgirl helped us so much that I was all like If I was a lesbian, I would totally ask you to marry me. And dirtycowgirl was like, If I was a lesbian, I would say yes. We're not lesbians, but it's the most wanted I've felt in a long time.
Anyhoo, this little piece of news leads us to the What? Monday question: Ladies, if you were a lesbian or if you are a lesbian, then who is your dream girlfriend? and Gentlemen, if you were gay or you are gay, then who is your ideal more than a bromance guy?
I think you already know my answer (Hi dirtycowgirl -- tee hee). Janie wants Halle Berry. Or Debby Reynolds. She would want Angelina if she didn't have so darn many kids.
Now how about you? For whom do you pine?
Infinities of love,
Lola
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Hello Lola, I didn't get to know you that well so I could not say I had missed you but I was getting to know Janie and kind of looking for her now. Currently lesbian or not, I only have eyes for one.
ReplyDeleteoceangirl, I think I know who your One is. And Janie's not gone. She's reviewing Dee Reddy's book tomorrow.
DeleteDo you really Lola? There is a part of me that wants the whole world to know. And Lola, I am glad you are back. I remember now loving you.
DeleteConsidering the title of your site, it gives me a clue about how you feel. And I'm glad you remember me.
DeleteNice song!
ReplyDeleteCatchy, isn't it, R?
DeleteI had a friend from middle school who was the easiest person to get on with. It didn't matter how much or how little we saw of each other, we never got sick of each other and we never fought. I used to spend 2 weeks of the summer with her in California and we never had problems with the 10 hour drive to get down there. We always joked that if we happened to be lesbians, then we would have been the perfect couple since we got on so well. Now we are both married and she's a vegan...may not have worked out so well then ;)
ReplyDeleteI think one person in the relationship can be vegan and the other not. Couples don't have to eat the same things. Not that I'm recommending you give up Branden for your friend, Maggie!
DeleteI agree except if the person seems to be a vegan with a mindset that all meat eaters are just as bad as animal abusers (which I get the impression that she has gone that direction). Although, upon thinking about this further (and seeing The Avengers), I think Scarlett Johansson would also be right up there on my list! ;)
DeleteWell, if the vegan has taken that path, I'd say she's out of the running and Scarlett should be your #1.
DeleteJesus.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. When I'm in the mood to drink and don't want to make a liquor store run, he's there. Rain would never be an issue, as he's impervious to puddles. And, you know, he's well hung and an expert at getting nailed.
Maxwell, You never cease to amaze me. What better choice can there be? Well done. Hey, how are you and Girlfriend getting along? I hope you're very happy.
DeleteProbably Elisa or Melynda because I love to laugh! Of course, in this scenario, I'm a lot younger & they're a lot wealthier! Hey, it's MY scenario & I want someone to support me--luxuriously!!
ReplyDeleteSo ---- fishducky, In other words, you want a threesome. I agree you'd have a great time with that pair.
DeleteDear Janie, . . . the truth is that whether heterosexual or gay or bisexual, all would be the same for me--I've never wanted a girlfriend or boyfriend. Just friends no matter what the sex or orientation. So, I've got no answer for you! Peace.
ReplyDeleteDee, No answer is an answer and it's easy to understand. Friendship is better than sex. I'm (Janie) reviewing your book tomorrow.
DeleteCoffey, If a man's hairy ass turns you off, then how do you think women feel when confronted with, uh, . . . never mind. And there won't be any watching.
ReplyDeleteI'm speechless. Trust me, that isn't easy to do. Sorry, after 43 years with my dude, I can't even imagine playing for the other team.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool, Susan. You've settled into a groove and it's a good one.
DeleteClearly I am not gay. However, I have been able to find the beauty in all sexes, but I am not a visual person, so celebrities do nothing for me.
ReplyDeleteSorry. I have nothing for you today.
Juli, There's no such thing as nothing with you. You were here. That's something.
DeleteNO doubt about it, mine would always be Ellen Degeneres !!!
ReplyDeletei think she is hot, doesnt look completely lady-like or butch-like.
so yeah.
:)
Good answer. I think Ellen is cute. And you can bet she'd make you laugh.
DeleteMmmm...if I were lesbian I'd be allover my best friend. Oh god...I hope she doesn't read thisxD
ReplyDeleteWhat's her name? What's her email address? Tell me all about how to contact her and I'll make sure she doesn't find out how you feel.
DeleteI have no clue. lol Never thought about it. Just trying to find a man is tough enough these days, so I basically fantasize about the dream men, like Alcide from True Blood.
ReplyDeleteDream men are fine, too. After all, when I fantasize about Johnny Depp and Ryan Gosling, they are my dream men. They're not showing up here to make love to me. . . Are they? If they are, I need to dust.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie Lola
Hmmm...Anne Hathaway. She's so pretty and she can sing, and was totes sexy in love and other drugs.
ReplyDeleteGia, Anne Hathaway is an excellent choice. She has a wide mouth like Julia Roberts. I'm sure a wide mouth is good for a lot of things.
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