-I'm asking her to change her ways, Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
I NEED YOUR HELP!
I'm STILL trying to find out which IKEA sells this mirror!! (Hope the picture comes through!)
My friend Carol sent this to me, and no, that's not me in the mirror. I know you don't think the chubby woman could be me.
Actually, I know that mirror; you cna find it at the IKEA in this town.
ReplyDeleteJust let me know when you find it!!!!
ReplyDeletePerhaps this mirror is available in the land that forgot time!
ReplyDeleteHaha, very funny!:D
ReplyDeletei always imagined myself to be the perfect woman, and then when i look in the mirror ...that imagination shatters!
ReplyDeletehahaha the cat knows where it is. You go left at the nearest IKEA. Take a right, then another right, three lefts and another right, head straight for 20 miles and there you go. Just ask for Jimmy, he's a shady character so watch out.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with the chubby girl? I'd tear that ass up...
ReplyDelete^^ LMAO The cat would know of a magic mirror selling man named Jimmy.
ReplyDeleteLola, I'm sorry but I don't think that Ikea sells such a thing. I would go there anyways just to get some delicious Swedish meatballs. You don't need that mirror b/c I'm sure you're perfect the way you are! :)
Remember the old "fun house" mirrors at carnivals--the ones that were bent & made everyone look fat? That's what all the mirrors in my house do! I, too, have been looking for a reverse mirror for years.
ReplyDeleteWhat does it do for men? I think I know, you just can't be wearing pants.
ReplyDeleteI think I already have one.
ReplyDeleteBecause often I check myself in it before going out and I think I look fine, then someone will take a picture of me and I look fat.
So either I have a trick mirror or my friends have trick cameras.
I hope they're having a two-for-one special! Let me know when you find it. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't need one. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if both are available for a threesome.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I didn't think they made one for women :-)
ReplyDeleteI know you don't think the chubby woman could be me.
ReplyDeleteI don't. I'm too young and have too big a reading list to die. ;)
If you figure out where that mirror is sold I better be one of the first to find out. lol
ReplyDeleteBest. Mirror. Ever.
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