Recently my Kathy underwent some medical tests and learned she has a kidney problem. It doesn't seem to be serious right now and apparently some people spend their entire lives with this problem and it never gets worse. Of course, if it does get worse, then it leads to dialysis and the need for a donated kidney.
Thus, I made the pledge to her over the telephone, and I now make the pledge in writing, that if she should need a kidney, I happen to have an extra one with her name on it. I was going to make it into a kidney pie, but I can keep it in the freezer instead.
I also mentioned that if she should happen to end up with part of me inside of her, that she would probably start doing some of the things I do, such as pole dancing, streaking, writing porn . . . oops! I didn't mean to reveal so many of my hobbies. Things do just seem to slip out of my mouth.
I gave Kathy my heart long ago. She can certainly have a kidney if she can tolerate it.
Infinities of love,