I keep seeing rumors that someone is going to make a movie about Janis Joplin starring Amy Adams.
Now, I adore Amy Adams. She is cute as a button in Enchanted
However, anyone who knows me knows that I should be the obvious choice to play JJ in the movie.
Long hair almost exactly the same length and color -- check
Colorful feather boas in hair --- check
Wail the blues -- check
Craziest chick around --- check
Addictions --- check
Age -- kind of a check
Never mind that I'm
As if. Hot young guys like Favorite Young Man don't need to hook up with ugly old ladies like me.
But I am totally the reincarnation of JJ. Take my word for it and somebody start a campaign: Lola must play Janis Joplin in THE movie. I cannot start this campaign myself because it would just look so -- I don't know. Like I'm full of myself or something and you know I am simply not that sort of girl.
But I can play that girl.
The movie poster will read as follows:
LOLA IS JANIS JOPLIN IN JANIS JOPLIN: THE MOVIE
Oh, I am feeling the adulation and the smack already.
Infinities of love,
Lola
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