A 54 year old woman had a
heart attack and was taken
to the hospital.
While on the operating table
she had a near death
experience.. Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have
another 43 years, 2 months
and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman
decided to stay in the
hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction,
breast implants and a
tummy tuck.
She even had someone
come in and change her
hair color and brighten her
teeth! Since she had so much
more time to live, she
figured she might as
well make the most of it.
After her last operation,
she was released from
the hospital.
While crossing the street
on her way home, she was
killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you
said I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from
out of the path of the
ambulance?"
(You'll love this)
God replied:
"I didn't recognize you."
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