Tuesday, September 22, 2015

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BLOG CHILD!

Darling Rachel, Rachel, Rachel,

You are my youngest child. I remember when you looked exactly like this:



Then you got drunk and discovered your toes:



I know the man you love will lunch with you today:



But before you enjoy your dining experience, I want to send all my friends to your blog, When A Lion Sleeps, Let It Sleep, to wish you


Uh, Rachel? I thought you might be dressed more appropriately:


We'll step out the door while you change:


Oh, Rachel. I'm so embarrassed. Willy Dunne Wooters is here, too, to help celebrate your special day:


Mr. Wooters! She's a mere child! Rachel, I demand that you change your clothes:


Raaaaaachel!


You have one last chance. Dress in something decent, or no birthday present:


That's a little extreme, dear. I've seen you look a bit . . . prettier . . . shall we say? But I shan't complain. Mr. Wooters, you may come in again:


Put yer damn shirt on, Willy.

Now, everybody all together:


Yes, you may have one beer, dear, because it's your special day, and you're quite grown up now:


I give up.


Infinities of birthday love,

Blog Mama


Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

Please stop by When A Lion Sleeps, Let It Sleep to wish Blog Child Rachel a very happy birthday.

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug

23 comments:

  1. Infinities of birthday love to Rachel and to you, her thoughtful blog mother, Janie!

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    1. Thank you for visiting our little Rachel, Sir Shady.

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  2. Oh, Mama, this post was completely unexpected. Mr Shady already told me to come over and was quickly followed by Fishducky. Mr Shady was right when he said I would love this post. I laughed so hard I had to wipe tears away.

    Thank you, Mama. I love you very much.

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    1. I love you, too, honey, and you're welcome. It's a good thing you laughed. It shows that you got your sense of humor from Mama.

      Love,
      Janie

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  3. Herzliche Gluckwunsche zum Geburtstag, Rachel!

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  4. What a scream. Remind me to not let you know when it's my birthday :)
    Heading over to wish that youngun' a happy birthday.

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    1. I don't have to know your birthday to come up with a post about you. I think I'll have you wear see-through yoga pants.

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  5. I used to hate my birthdays. I had a full on fit on my 30th now I rather enjoy them. I'll be turning 44 this year. Maybe it has something to do with all the alcohol I enjoy.

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    1. Boozy birthdays can be helpful, but I'm not a good drinker. I'm 56. It's not that bad. It's because I got divorced.

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  6. Hi Janie - Happy Birthday Rachel .. wonderful post ... many many more years ahead .. cheers and hugs Hilary

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  7. I made sure to stop by and give the old HB. This post had me laughing so thanks for that.

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  8. Happy Birthday to Rachel on her special day.

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  9. Well I hope a bloody good birthday was had

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  10. This was funny and I am a day late! Thankfully the average gal doesn't dress like a hooker, only stars who want attention do

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  11. Happy Birthday to Rachel. And I don't think she'd dress like that! ;0)

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  12. Happy Birthday to Rachel! Such a cute post.

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