It has come to my attention that people are spreading rumors about my man, Willy Dunne Wooters. They say he had a baby with some woman.
It's not Wooters. It's that actor named Ryan Gosling:
See? This Facebook post is from before the baby was born. Here's Ryan with Eva whatever-her-name is:
The baby has been born. They had a girl. Goody for them. They don't know what they're in for.
I know Ryan Gosling and Willy Dunne Wooters look alike. The resemblance is amazing. But please keep in mind that it's this Ryan Gosling guy who had the baby, and not my WDW. This was Willy Dunne Wooters' reaction when I told him everyone thinks he is a new father:
See how shocked he is? Please stop gossiping about my man. He's so upset he had trouble rinsing the shampoo out of my hair:
Infinities of Wooters love,
P.S. Please stop by Rachel's blog to wish her a happy birthday! She's a sweet girl. Tell her I sent you so she doesn't worry about stranger danger. Her blog is When A Lion Sleeps, Let It Sleep.