Monday, September 22, 2014

STOP WITH DA ROOMERS BOUT WILLY DUNNE WOOTERS

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

It has come to my attention that people are spreading rumors about my man, Willy Dunne Wooters. They say he had a baby with some woman.

It's not Wooters. It's that actor named Ryan Gosling:



See? This Facebook post is from before the baby was born. Here's Ryan with Eva whatever-her-name is:






The baby has been born. They had a girl. Goody for them. They don't know what they're in for.






I know Ryan Gosling and Willy Dunne Wooters look alike. The resemblance is amazing. But please keep in mind that it's this Ryan Gosling guy who had the baby, and not my WDW. This was Willy Dunne Wooters' reaction when I told him everyone thinks he is a new father:



See how shocked he is? Please stop gossiping about my man. He's so upset he had trouble rinsing the shampoo out of my hair:


Infinities of Wooters love,

Janie Junebug




P.S. Please stop by Rachel's blog to wish her a happy birthday! She's a sweet girl. Tell her I sent you so she doesn't worry about stranger danger. Her blog is When A Lion Sleeps, Let It Sleep.

36 comments:

  1. Hey girl, I don't know who this "Ryan Goosebaby" is but he needs to stop stealing Willy's style. There is only one Wooters!

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  2. OLD BUSINESS:

    In a recent comment on your blog, Cherdo wrote:

    Okay, back to Three's Company...if Shady plays Crissy, somehow I know I'd be stuck playing Jack.

    Janie Junebug replied:

    I assumed I'd have to play Jack so I didn't say that was my part. I'm not sure now that I want to let Shady be Chrissy. Why can't we (as in you and me) both be Chrissy?

    Shecky Shady says: Can we be Frank with each other?

    OLD BUSINESS:

    In your recent post about shoe shopping, you explained that you love WDW because he is a "take charge" man.

    Shecky Shady says: I'm a take charge man.
    I take your credit card and charge a bunch of stuff.

    NEW BUSINESS:

    I agree that WDW bears an uncanny resemblance to Ryan Gosling. I share his frustration because I am often mistaken for Don Draper.

    The best way for you and WDW to get over your envy of Ryan and Eva is to get busy making a baby of your own. That last picture tells me you're already thinking along those lines. I ask that you please post pictures of your baby bump week by week.

    Thank you, dear friend Janie, and have a happy Monday!
    (I spent the weekend getting in touch with my "inner Chrissy.")

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    1. I refuse to be Frank. You know my dog's name is Franklin. I often call him Frank or Frankie. We can't have two people named Frank/Franklin in the same house. Stay away from my credit card. I'm not even preggers yet and I look like I'm about three months gone. I told Cherdo that this inner Chrissy stuff means you wear Mrs. Shady's high heels and undies, but you're not getting in my pants.

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  3. Man, that identity theft is a tough thing, especially when two people look so much alike! Glad it's not your WDW that's having the baby. And I'll be heading over to Rachel's blog-

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    1. Thank you for visiting Rachel. She's a sweet girl. I know what you mean about identity theft. Angelina Jolie is always telling people that she's me. I wonder if WDW might morph into Brad Pitt.

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  4. Janie, what a good catch that WDW is!

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    1. You better believe it. He chased me until I caught him.

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  5. You know what is happening here, Janie. Jealousy...pure jealousy. How could they not be? Just look at his little face - infatuation, Janie-worship, devotion... You're killing them (keep doing it).

    Love, Cherdo

    PS: He's a keeper.

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    1. I've spent my entire life dealing with legions of "fans" and family members who are sooooo jealous of me.

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  6. Hilarious! I didn't even know Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes were a couple. That's how far behind I am!

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    1. I didn't know till they had the baby. I need to stay on top of these things. Or on top of Ryan Gosling--oops! I mean Willy Dunne Wooters.

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  7. I got two emails about new comments on my blog. I didn't recognize the names, but they both said, "Janie sent me!" My first thought was, "Oh goodness, what did she do?"

    Just...awwww! Thank you! It's so amazing to wake up to birthday wishes and awwww. =)

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  8. Your sense of humor always cracks me up! :D

    -Barb

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    1. Do you think you can be glued together again? I have some Gorilla Glue. It works pretty well.

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  9. You are one lucky duck that you're not the one who's knocked up.

    -andi

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    1. Hystericalectomy + Menopause = Adopted Blog Children

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    1. Thanks for helping with the clip of Willy Dunne Wooters. Those shots you get of him are great.

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  11. I don't know, I think Willy is way cuter than Ryan Gosling and if he's yours, well, hallelujah!

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    1. Gosling is a decent actor, but WDW? Way hotter.

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  12. I have a similar problem. People keep mistaking me for George Clooney and congratulate me on my upcoming wedding.

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  13. Oh, well I heard that Ryan Gosling had met a new woman named Jane, so it sounds like everyone is getting the two confused!

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  14. I like Willy Dunne Wooters just fine but could you please stop having him call me "girl"? It's really crushing my man confidence. Or man-fidence, if you will.

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    1. He's calling ME girl. He doesn't know that you exist, and I think we should keep it that way so I can flirt with you like the shameless hussy I am.

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  15. So glad it's not your Willie having babies. Not because babies aren't the coolest thing, but because he would have had to be a cheater and we can't have that! Whew! ;)

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    1. We'd have to bobbit him. He would put up quite a fight.

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    1. Welcome home. I prayed that you would have a great time.

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