Thursday, April 18, 2013

GIGGLES WITH ELVIS AARON SCHWARZ

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

Elvis Aaron Schwarz has great power over me. He can make me giggle.

Uncontrollably.

Giggle so hard that sometimes I pee.

Just a little bit.

I'm pointing up because I don't want anyone
to see that my pants are a wee-wee bit wet.
Elvis Aaron Schwarz called me on Tuesday and said that the air conditioner at his house went toes up. He couldn't sleep because it was too warm and humid. 

May I sleep at your house tonight, baby? he asked.

Of course, I answered.

He arrived after work and took a shower. He hadn't eaten supper, and neither had I; so I made healthy chocolate-peanut butter protein shakes for us. When he was all clean and shiny and fresh from the shower, we sat out on my deck with our healthy chocolate-peanut butter protein shakes. The sun was starting to go down. A cool breeze blew. I have a very high fence, so EAS could relax in his boxers and t-shirt. I had changed into my blue nightie.

I took a few sips of my healthy chocolate-peanut butter protein shake. Then when I tried to take my next sip, a big glob of shake slipped out of the glass and ran down my chin and spread down my blue nightie.

I started giggling. EAS said, I was just about to ask if we should use spoons or straws.

Then he took his next sip. Suddenly his mouth and nose were covered in healthy chocolate-peanut butter protein shake. My giggles increased.

He wiped the healthy chocolate peanut-butter protein shake off with the back of his hand instead of his napkin. Then he got up, and I knew what was going to happen. 

Yes, he wiped the back of his hand on my blue nightie.

I giggled even harder, but fortunately did not pee. 

Well, maybe I peed just a tiny bit.

We managed to finish our healthy chocolate-peanut butter protein shakes without further incident, although my giggles continued.

When we finished, we went inside, and I giggled all the way to my bedroom. 

Hi! Remember me?
I'm Elvis Aaron Schwarz.
I love making my baby doll giggle.
Even though she wets her pants.
Don't believe her when she says she just pees a little bit.


Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug

P.S. Elvis Aaron Schwarz has gotten a better job. I'm very happy for him, but for a while, he will be even farther away from me than he is now. I know he will call me everyday, and he will visit me as soon as he can. 

35 comments:

  1. Great news on the new job... not so great on being father away. Tony also makes me laugh... it's a great quality.

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  2. Now that's a fabulous relationship - when you can have a great time simply drinking healthy peanut butter chocolate protein shakes on the back patio. :)

    About the peeing - do you kegel? (I'm sure you know what that is, but if you don't, Google it because I am NOT going to explain it here. Just know that it works...and it can also be a lot of fun.)

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    1. I've been kegeling and giggling for years.

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    1. He's still in Florida -- just farther away. The farther away part is temporary.

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  4. Elvis sounds like a great guy!

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    1. I hope you didn't pee when you snorted.

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  6. sounds like a winner of a night to me. and healthy chocolate-peanut butter sounds like an oxymoron, but i say go for it!

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    1. I use herbalife chocolate protein shake powder and add a little p.b. It's yummy.

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  7. Elvis is so sweet! Can I borrow him sometime?

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  8. You two are sooooo awesome together! This post made me laugh out loud. I love it!

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  9. The healthy chocolate-peanut butter protein shakes sound wonderful--& so does Elvis Aaron Schwarz!!

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    1. Melynda will sell you the herbalife chocolate protein shake stuff. It's easy to make.

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  10. No, you said, "I giggled all the way to my bedroom.". Where did EAS go? .

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    1. Oh, I misunderstood. He went to the guest room. He can't sleep with another person in the bed, and I've gotten used to sleeping alone, too. Except I'm not really alone because dogs sleep with me. EAS can sleep with a dog in the bed, and Harper spent the night with him.

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  11. You're a nut! What a fun read!

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  12. Hmmm... Don't know where my comment went.

    This was a fun post! Thanks for the smile!

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    1. Your comment went to comment moderation. I read all comments before clicking on publish because someone used to send me nasty comments.

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  13. Such a shame that you two can't make a serious go of it.

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    1. We're too silly to be serious about anything.

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  14. What a scream! You are such a hoot.

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  15. I miss my 6' cedar privacy fence. They're made especially for people like you and Elvis.

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    1. Mine is about 7 feet -- all the better for Elvis and me.

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  16. I want some of that healthy protein shake..

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    1. It's herbalife chocolate shake mix. I add some peanut butter. It's easy to make and delicious. So nice to hear from you, my oceangirl.

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  17. Oh yes! Those do sound so healthy--LOL! That Elvis! He just wanted to make doubly sure that your nightgown and panties were going to have to be removed to the laundry basket--ROFL!

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    1. You are SO naughty. No wonder I love you.

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