Gentle Readers,
Sometimes on these hot summer nights, I sit myself down in the air conditioning, dressed in my most comfortable nightie, at the ole' computer and peruse the listings on ebay. I've even made a few purchases there, make-up and nail polish. In fact, I'm wearing a very pretty ebay-purchased nail polish right now. The color is French Vanilla, I think. I really like it.
But, ah, I digress.
I think many of you out there will agree with me that most of the writing on ebay is pretty bad. I'm talking about the descriptions sellers write for their stuff. Bad spelling, bad grammar, trite, blah, blah, blah.
However, I came across a seller last night whose description made me laugh out loud. Wait a minute, let me see if I can create a link to one of her listings. Yes, click Here and have a nice chuckle.
After you read and laugh, you can look at the other items this seller has described. Some of her, I believe this has to be a woman, descriptions are quite straightforward and some sound as if she wrote them at two in the morning when she had the giggles.
This is a woman after my own heart.
With love and laughter,
Lola
My motto as an editor: Authors are the authority on their work. I'm a full-service editor. For a reasonable fee, I'm your writing coach from the first suggested revision to the correction of the final typo.
You are so right - a woman with a great sense of humor, and good grammar and writing style, too. Gotta love her! (And she reminds me of you. Are you sure it's not you?)
ReplyDeleteMoi? How you do flatter me LegalMist.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Lola