AMUSING TELEPHONE CONVERSATION

Gentle Readers,

I was in a grocery store recently and in the bread aisle, an older woman was talking on her cell phone very loudly, shouting I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO'S GLUED TO MY PHONE LIKE THE REST OF AMERICA.

Mmmmmm o.k.Then would you please hang up and stop shouting? I could hear you from two aisles over, Madam.

Personally, I do not talk on my cell phone in public unless it's super important.

I think many of us could help stop noise pollution by waiting until we're at home to use the telephone.

Just a thought.

Infinities of love and silence,

Lola

LET'S INVITE THOSE RELATIVE WE FOUND OVER FOR DINNER

Gentle Readers,

Someone I Love still has a little too much time on her hands and has continued her genealogical research.

If her current findings are correct, then she and Favorite Young Man are direct descendants of a rather well-known family, along with another family named Spencer. Thus, she and Favorite Young Man are cousins of some sort to Prince William and Prince Harry.

And they didn't even get a fuckin' invite to the wedding although they have the Spencer red hair.

Sarah Ferguson, Someone I Love and Favorite Young Man know exactly how you feel.

Infinities of love,

Lola