Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
It's back to work for me today. I wish I could say April Fools, but I'm afraid I really must return. At least the trip to work is only five steps.
I have decided on a new career if I should need one, however. Recently, my lawnmower wouldn't start. I wielded screw drivers and took Clippy apart to the extent I was able.
I used the vacuum cleaner on her, and when I was finished, she started. With one success under my belt, I see lawnmower repair in my future.
I also see air conditioning in our future. It's supposed to be 90° today.
Here's Carol with her BLEACHED BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY t-shirt. Her friend Lolita gave it to her. Carol and Lolita have only been friends for about 80 years.
Now I need to take my car in for service. I've had it a year. It has all of 2,200 miles on it. I don't get out much, and that's fine with me.
Penelope isn't ready to make her very very very very very important announcement yet. She says she's still writing her speech. This should be big, folks.
Infinities of love,
Janie Junebug
Hope it’s going well, or as well as W#RK can go. Love the photo of Carol and Penelope smiling in background.
ReplyDeleteDoggy beds dot the horizon.
DeleteWow! Good for you with the lawnmower! I am impressed.
ReplyDeleteFunny t-shirt. Nice to see Carol. Good on the quick mammogram.
90 degrees! OMGosh! Already?!
Good luck on your first day back. :) :)
It's way too early for 90. I want some spring.
DeleteLawnmower repair! That's the fast track to Musk-level oligarch status, I believe!
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm also the proud owner of the Lake Junebug Resort & Rumpus Room.
DeleteHad I known you were a lawn mower repair shop I wouldn't have scheduled ours for service today!!!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Next time make your appointment with Junebug Lawnmower Repair, a subsidiary of the Lake Junebug Resort & Rumpus Room.
DeletePatiently waiting for the big announcement!
ReplyDeletePenelope says she'll be ready when she's ready and not a minute sooner.
DeleteWe await Penelope's good speech. Do tell her that if she wants to be taken seriously, she should wait till tomorrow
ReplyDeleteI don't know what day she'll choose, but she always expects to be taken seriously.
DeleteAlways handy to have a new career in mind. Me, I think I could be a good jigsaw puzzler.
ReplyDeleteJigsaw puzzler is the perfect career for you. I'm sure it pays well, too, as will my lawnmower repair business.
DeleteYou have reminded me that I really need to book my ritual boob squashing. I hope your day at work goes well and look forward to Penelope's big announcement.
ReplyDeleteYou can't beat a good boob smash for a fun time.
DeleteSounds like it was all in a good day's work.
ReplyDeleteLove Carol's t-shirt.
Love you.
Carol is the best.
DeleteThat takedown of MTG by the wonderful Jasmine Crockett was epic!
ReplyDeleteI look forward to hearing that you have decided to take night classes in small engine repair and have started your own small business :)
Why bother with classes when I've already fixed one lawnmower? I'm drunk on my success.
DeleteThanks for the update.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being here.
DeleteSomed days, I swear, there is no rest for the weary.
ReplyDeleteThere's no rest for the wear any day.
DeleteAt least you can work from home. Hopefully, it won't be too stressful, Janie. ♥ And good for you, fixing the lawnmower. Quite an accomplishment! My car is 20 years old and has less than 100,000 miles on it. I don't get out that much anymore either. ☺
ReplyDeleteAt the rate I'm going, when my car is 20 years old it will have 40,000 miles on it.
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