We had a big storm. Mom Mom forced me to take potty breaks in the rain. I was angry.
I got back at Mom Mom yesterday. I sneaked out to the living room to take a potty break there. Ha ha, Mom Mom.
When Mom Mom criticized me for making a puddle, I went outside and buried my paws in the mud. Then I came inside, went in the bedroom, and wiped the mud off on the quilt on our bed. I don't mind a little mud on the bed, but Mom Mom hates it. Ha ha again, Mom Mom.
I hated Irma. She was ugly and mean and she hurt many people, but not us. That is because I made her go away. I huffed, and I puffed, and I blew Irma away.
Now I have ordered Human Brother to pet me.
That is all. Goodbye.
|I am soft and cuddly.|
Human Brother adores me.
Everyone adores me.