Friday, September 15, 2017

PENELOPE DISHES ABOUT IRMA

Hello. It is I, Her Royal Highness The Princess Penlapee, I mean Penelope (that damn Franklin makes me forget my own name).

We had a big storm. Mom Mom forced me to take potty breaks in the rain. I was angry.

I got back at Mom Mom yesterday. I sneaked out to the living room to take a potty break there. Ha ha, Mom Mom.

When Mom Mom criticized me for making a puddle, I went outside and buried my paws in the mud. Then I came inside, went in the bedroom, and wiped the mud off on the quilt on our bed. I don't mind a little mud on the bed, but Mom Mom hates it. Ha ha again, Mom Mom.

I hated Irma. She was ugly and mean and she hurt many people, but not us. That is because I made her go away. I huffed, and I puffed, and I blew Irma away.

Now I have ordered Human Brother to pet me.

That is all. Goodbye.


I am soft and cuddly.
Human Brother adores me.
Everyone adores me.

36 comments:

  1. Just glad you or your house or Mom Mom didn't blow away! :)

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    1. I would not allow that to happen. I am too important.

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  2. Indeed everyone does adore you. And a puddle or two and a bit of mud don't alter that.

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  3. Penelope is adorable. And she beat Irma!

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    1. It is part of my life as a Royal Princess to defeat the enemy.

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  4. Oh, Pen-Pen, you could make your housemates unhappy with sloppy habits. It really is smarter to make people around you happy.

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    1. The humans love me so much that I am forgiven immediately.

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    1. That is what it takes to chase away a hurricane.

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  6. My ex-fiancee's daughter Jenni was given two rabbits by a friend, when Jennie was a girl. Their names had been painted on their cage; they had already been named Maggie and Penelopie. That's right, "Penelopie," with a P-I-E at the end, an obvious misspelling. Turned out that Penelopie was a male, also. My ex said "That's okay, men have women's names sometimes, like Leslie Nielsen." I just shook my head and said "But not Penelope."

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    1. What a silly ex-fiancee, and what a silly spelling of my name.

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  7. If you lived with me, I would let you get mud on the bed (on Bud's side)!!

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  8. Awww it's just mud with a lot of love.

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  9. Sweet sweet penelope... listen to your Mum, she is the nice tall person who is the giver of "chkikin" the life blood of gud gud dugs !

    cheers, parsnip

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    1. Mom Mom will give me my food no matter what.

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  10. Mom Mom must have had a lot of cleaning to do after you decorated the house :)

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    1. Mom Mom needed something to do. She spends too much time editing books.

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  11. So, based on this commentary from Penelope,I'm guessing you really are safe from Irma. So happy you made it through. Very scary!

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    1. We are safe because I made Irma go away. I am a powerful Penelope.

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  12. Puddles and muddles? Uh-oh Penelope!

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  13. Hi Janie- I just found you through Linda/Wetcreek and here I am -- your newest follower. I already put you on my sidebar so I don't miss any posts. Looking forward to getting to know you better....even though I am on break right now. lol

    Have a wonderful evening- xo Diana

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    1. Welcome! When you're done with your break, please let me know so I can read your posts.

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  14. You sure showed Mom Mom for her errors of judgement, didn't you, Penelope? Now it's time to cozy up to her and let her pat your beautiful ears! That will make her feel better. Get Franklin to do the same.

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    1. I sit next to her to help her work on the computer.

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  15. I'm glad that you, Mom Mom, Big Brother, and Franklin are all okay! Thank you for blowing Irma away, Penelope!

    Much love!

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  16. Great post. thanks for sharing...

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  17. LOL ~ Princess Penlapee gets to be adored and Franklln gets to guard piles in the yard. In my next life, I want to be adored! But I hope I'll never have to huff and puff a hurricane away!

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  18. Great to hear you survived the storm nice and well but going out in the wet to relieve yourself would suck

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  19. I'm glad you guys made it through Pen. I'm going to have a word with your mama about how she's treating you.
    R

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