Tourists are being evacuated from the Keys. Later today, residents of the Keys will probably be evacuated. There's talk of evacuating Miami.
If Irma makes her way to Jacksonville, it won't be until late in the day on Sunday. Even if she dies down, she should bring enough rain to fill Lake Junebug again.
The Sunshine State is not fooling around. This is our governor, who has promised to respect Irma in the morning:
His name is Skeletor. I know I said I wouldn't make up nicknames for people without their permission, but I did not come up with this name for him. Besides, I think he knows that people call him Skeletor.
Okay. His name is really Rick Scott:
He just barely got elected.
Anyway, don't worry about us. If we're in an evacuation zone, which is not likely, Favorite Young Man will carry us all to safety.
Or at least he'll carry Penelope. She's his favorite
It's time for a Hurricane Preparation Nap now.
Infinities of love,