Saturday, March 7, 2015

MY BIRTHDAY FLOWERS MUST BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL

Dear Huddled Masses Yearning to Be Free,


The tulips remain in the living room today,
but now they greet you from the cedar chest.
No more clues I give to you.
Would you like to scoop some doggy doo?

Wow! What a lousy picture. What good does a digital camera do me?

Well, I expect an answer: What good does a digital camera do me?

I cut off the tops of the tulips. The blue candle leans so far over I think it must be drunk. SJP should be more prominent in the shot. You can barely see her.

You have until midnight to guess who sent the tulips.* Best wishes.


Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug

*See HERE for information about tulip guessing. It seems your minds are resting. The guesses have petered out. Use your imagination and shout it out!

34 comments:

  1. I'm guessing Debra she who seeks!

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  2. I'm incredibly picky when I take pictures because I am a perfectionist. That being said, I didn't notice anything wrong until you said it and then I had to go look for it. We are our own worst critics.

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  3. How about PAPS? Do I get a blue ribbon? =D

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    1. That's a nice guess. PAPS is very sweet.

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  4. A digital camera is great for taking photos of food. > Nancy Mock sent the tulips!

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  5. It was someone with impeccable taste.

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  6. Digital cameras give you the benefit of knowing immediately that you chopped off the top of the tulips!

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    1. Yes, and if I had actually looked at the shot I could have taken a better one.

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  7. John Gray. Oh wait, he doesn't have a vagina.

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    1. He sorta does. It's their wedding this weekend! I wish I could be there.

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  8. I love the cedar chest. WOW, it is perfect. Sorry about the flowers, it is always with a sad heart that I throw my flowers out.

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    1. Thank you. I love my cedar chest. I got it when I was 19. It's cherry. It's filled with special clothes my children wore, the Winnie the Pooh my mom made for me, and some of the dresses I wore in high school.

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  9. My brain is in the same condition as the tulips....I'm out of guesses.

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    1. It's okay. You guessed before so you'll be in the contest.

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  10. They were obviously sent by someone who loves you a lot--did you send them to yourself?

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    1. You are such a smart ass. I am pretty fond of me, but I didn't send them.

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  11. Okay, last guess...I think one of my previous guesses is right but I haven't guessed Debra or...YOU. Did you send these to yourself!?!

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  12. The tulips still look lovely to me in this picture which turned out well:)

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  13. I hated picking up after the dogs and that is why I don't have dogs anymore

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    1. It doesn't bother me, especially now that Franklin is my only companion.

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  14. Was it my mom? She sends me flowers all the time, even when I say not to.

    (I don't understand how this game works. Or know many people)

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    1. Is your mom named Rachel and is she about twenty years old?

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  15. You don't have to take precautions to keep a digital camera away from sunlight ;)

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  16. Hillary Clinton? Note I am only doing one guess at a time - you don't have to tell me twice, girl friend. I'm turning over a new leaf...I'm gonna be a rule follower in blog land.

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    1. Oh, but breaking rules is much more fun.

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