My motto as an editor: Authors are the authority on their work. I'm a full-service editor. For a reasonable fee, I'm your writing coach from the first suggested revision to the correction of the final typo.
If you're taking requests, I'd like you to review Mars Needs Women (1967) starring Tommy Kirk and Yvonne "Batgirl" Craig. Yes? No?Lubbins!!!
*whispers*I hope it's Veronica Mars. VM was a great movie.*slinks away*
I'll try to be as quiet as I can, but that's not always easy for me!
Have a wonderful day!
Lady! That's so not fair, That's what I want to be doing today, but then again, I won't begrudge you your editing time. Enjoy.
You're editing? Yep, she's editing. Sssshhhhh, everybody! I said "sssshhhh!" HEY, EVERYBODY! I SAID SHUT THE F**K UP!!!
You must feel good. You made me laugh.
So then I won't tell you my new fart joke...?
But... but... I had all that iced tea... and now I'm wired for sound!!
I'm late, so I hope you had a good editing day.
Lip zipped. ;)
Your lip is never zipped, and neither is mine.
Got your panties in a bunch? Dig 'em out, get comfortable, and let's chat.