Wednesday, January 23, 2013

HEEEEERE'S FRANKLIN!

HI EVERYBUDDY! It's me me me me mememememememe -- Franklin the Bordernese.

Mom said I could write today's blog post cuz her throat is sore and she has a headache (whine whine whine, right?).

Besides, I have something so cool to tell you. I got to visit elvisenronshorts's house last weekend, and I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

Her name is Dixie. She is my new bitch (Mom said I should mention that I learned the word bitch from Samson who lives with Inger at Desert Canyon Living. I just thought of something else, and don't tell Mom I said this, but Mom is elvisenronshorts's bitch heheheheheheheh. Sometimes I am so funny I just crack myself up).

Here's a picture of Dixie:

Isn't she just beautiful? She likes to spin in circles when she gets a t-r-e-a-t. Mom thinks I don't know what that spells, but it means biscuit.

Dixie likes to play. We played together a lot. We ran and we sniffed each other you know where. You do know where, don't you? Out in the yard. We sniffed each other's faces. We even kissed each other on the face. Oh, Wow!

And here's the very coolest thing about Dixie: She has her very own doggie door. If she wants to go outside when it's dark and elvisenronshorts is sleeping, she doesn't even have to tell him he needs to get up to open the door. She can just go out.

elvisenronshorts said that one time his sister started screaming Oooooo! Get it out of my bed! because Dixie killed a mole and brought it in the house and put it in elvisenronshorts's sister's bed. I guess she didn't understand it was a present.

Anyway, I don't get it, but Mom says that's the reason we don't have a doggie door. Also because of the time one of her sister's dogs put a dead squirrel in bed with her. Some people just don't appreciate gifts.

I wanna ask you all something. You know I'm a Bordernese. Well, Dixie is a Rottenwiler. Do you think a Bordernese and a Rottenwiler can be in love? Wait -- I just figured it out. We're both dogs. It's okay. It doesn't matter that we're different kinds of dogs.

I hope Harper doesn't get jealous about Dixie. He's still my bromance buddy.

Thanks, elvisenronshorts, for letting me visit you and Dixie. I love you and Dixie a whole, whole bunch.

I love you, everybuddy!

Franklin the Bordernese

29 comments:

  1. Awe!!!!!
    I miss Rudolph's dog.
    I miss Rudolph...why I don't know because in the end he was so mean, but I do. Rough day today, Janieola, rough day.
    :(

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Oh, Stephanola. I'm so sorry. I know exactly what it's like. You still love what was good about the person. I still feel the same way about Dr. X. You don't just forget the love.

      Delete
  2. Oh, Franklin, I loved meeting you today. I think you and Dixie have a future together. Remember to treat her well!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Don't you worry, Shelly. Franklin is a gentleman dog.

      Delete
  3. It was nice meeting you Franklin! I hope everything works out with Dixie!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Frank says thanks and says if anyone would like a kiss to slobber on yourself and pretend it's from him.

      Delete
  4. I loved Franklin's "elvisenronshorts"--don't ever correct him!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I won't even read his posts. He doesn't want me to. He says it's private stuff between him and his followers.

      Delete
  5. Franklin, I know it will be embarrassing, but first, ask mom to tell you all about birth control and if she'll loan you a condom.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Fortunately, Franklin and Dixie are fixed, so Elvis and I don't need to have the butterfly and the bee talk with them.

      Delete
    2. What? It's birds and bees. Or bees and flowers. I am so old I can't remember.

      Delete
  6. Cute post. (Will their pups be Rottonese?)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. If the two of them weren't fixed, then I'm sure they'd have Rottonese. The two of them together will probably be Rottonese because they have so darn much fun.

      Delete
  7. My bгоther suggested I wоuld possiblу liκe this website.
    Hе was entirеlу гight. This put uρ tгuly made
    my day. You сan not consider just how much time I had spеnt foг
    this infoгmation! Τhanks!
    My page :: Loans for Bad Credit

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Dear Anon, Your brother knew of what he spoke. I will most certainly visit your site and leave a comment, just as I did for your brother. I hope I waste a sufficient amount of your time. If I don't, then just let me know, and I can leave you 10 or 20 comments every single day.

      Delete
  8. Melting, melting, melting :) I love Franklin and Dixie, how sweet!

    And the whole dead critter thing is exactly why I could never have a doggie door. The Prince of Persia would be killing things and 'burying' them all over my house!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Although we've never had a doggie door, we had trouble with the pups bringing in extra animals from the great outdoors when we lived in the country in Illinois. Harper once brought in a possum who played possum. Dr. X went to get a shovel to remove said possum from the dining room. The possum disappeared while he was gone. Fortunately, it didn't hide in the house. The boys found it the next morning on the deck under the grill. Frankie and Dixie are very sweet. When he licked her face, I thought I'd overload on sugar.

      Delete
  9. Nice ρost. I used to be checkіng сontinuously this blog
    anԁ I аm impresѕed! Vеry useful
    іnformatiοn speсially the final sectiоn :)
    Ӏ cагe foг such infoгmаtion a lot.
    I usеd to be looκing foг this cеrtain infoгmation for a
    very lоng tіme. Thank you and beѕt of luck.
    My page > instant payday loans

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Gosh, thanks. I'm so glad I finally provided you with the information you need, my close personal friend. Be sure to stay in touch. I can't wait to give you more information.

      Delete
  10. How could I not fall in love with Franklin. Franklin is my middle name after all. Love the way you are able to write from a doggie's point of view. Very entertaining.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Oh oh, I used to loooooove Tucker, Pam's dog, but now I think I looooove Franklin even more, he's such a ham. I can see why Dixie likes him so much, he's definitely a keeper. Ok, gotta go now, the chis are getting jealous....:)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Don't let your chis know how much you like my Franklin.

      Delete
  12. Franklin is my most favorite blogger ever. No offense to anyone.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Hi Franklin. I hope your mommy feels better. Be good for her!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Mommy feels kinda crappy today but Favorite Young Man is going to bring cold medicine tonight -- the REAL kind you get from behind the counter.

      Delete
  14. Dixie is a cutie. a doggie door must be cool. dont think i've even seen one here. nope.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hi Jaya! Rottweilers are very powerful dogs, often trained to be guard dogs. They can be very nasty, but if they're raised properly, like Dixie, then they're sweet and adorable.

      Delete

Got your panties in a bunch? Dig 'em out, get comfortable, and let's chat.