Monday, April 3, 2023

EXCUSE ME . . . PERHAPS YOU COULD STOP SHOUTING FOR A MOMENT

 Excuse me! So sorry to bother you. Do you think you could be a little quieter?


If I can speak to you for a minute or two, perhaps I can help you feel better.






I know you've been angry for a long time. 

And now you're hearing about indictments on the news. How awful. But that's not what happened to your Messiah. You poor things. But you're upset over nothing. Tempest in a teapot, darlings.




Sweeties, he wasn't indicted. He was INDICATED. He said so himself.



I know some of you can't read. That's okay. Let me go over this information with you.
verb (used with object), in·di·cat·ed, in·di·cat·ing.
to be a sign ofHis hesitation really indicates his doubt about the venture.
to point out or point to; direct attention to:to indicate a place on a map.
to show, as by measuring or recording; make known:The thermometer indicates air temperature.
to state or express, especially briefly or in a general way; signal:He indicated his disapproval but did not go into detail.
Medicine/Medical.
  1. (of symptoms) to point out (a particular remedy, treatment, etc.) as suitable or necessary.
  1. to show the presence of (a condition, infection, etc.)

See? It's not bad at all. Now why don't you all just scurry over there like the cute American cockroaches you are and you can go back to the chanting you enjoyed so much before.


I'll see you all again soon––when Hillary Clinton is indicted.






27 comments:

  1. The idiocy and the hypocrisy is not lost an anyone with a brain that fires on more than one cylinder.

    My favorite is "indicated" because it indicates that when left to his own devices the man is a complete moron and will certainly hang himself one day ... in the figurative sense, of course.

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    1. If only he'd do it literally, Bob. By accident, of course.

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  2. Sweet, sweet karma. Or justice. Take your pick.

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    1. I don't think justice will ever be achieved, however. He won't go to prison. He won't pay fines. He'll go on cheating people and he's not prohibited from running again.

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  3. “Let those of us who have never paid a pornstar hush money cast the first stone.” Perfect.

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    1. Most of us have paid hush money to a pornstar at one time or another, so we can't criticize him.

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    2. Well, then I'll just cast the first stone.

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  4. BAHAHAHA! Love these, Janie. And I always enjoy watching Jordan Klepper in action. He is hilarious!

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  5. You did a great job with this, Janie. What a bunch of losers following another loser.

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    1. Thank you, David. He loves appealing to losers who are willing to be violent when they don't get their way.

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  6. ROFL! Enjoyed this immensely. :)

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    1. I have to get some fun out of it even though we know nothing will happen to him.

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  7. Loved this!!! TFS ~
    bobbie

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  8. Sigh.From this side of the world I hope It is the first of many.

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    1. No matter the number of indictments and crimes committed, I don't think he'll be punished in any way. The Secret Service won't let him go to prison because he can't be protected there. Fines will be paid by his followers. It's terrible.

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  9. I'm telling you Janie they're all crazy. But you tell him girl!! And if they still don't understand it I have a pair of sock puppets we can use.

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  10. From the media coverage, you would think Mother Teresa was being thrown in jail. Get a grip MAGAs cause the worst is yet to come.

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    1. Mother Teresa he is not. I didn't listen to his speech from Mar a Lago last night. I read that it was the same old crap that's already been debunked.

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  11. I'm allergic to shouting & shouters

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    1. I don't like shouting either, Mirka, unless someone shouts for joy.

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