Tuesday, February 25, 2020

PENELOPE SPEAKS: IT'S ABOUT TIME

Hello. It is I, Penelope. I have been waiting and waiting to get my paws on Lappy (what a stupid name). I know you are absolutely dying to see what I got for Kissmas. I am even more fashionable than usual.

Let's start with my sweater because I have definitely needed it. It has been cold. I don't know why Mom Mom allows it to get so cold.

Isn't it a lovely pattern? It's soft, too.



 Mom Mom wanted me to get up while she photographed me, but I wasn't in the mood.


I know I'm adorable. You needn't tell me over and over––unless you really want to do so.

Now, these are my red jammies.


Aren't I sleek in them? Mom Mom says I'm getting love handles from all the pretzels and cheese puffs that Grandma shares with me. Love handles? How absurd.


I get sleepy when I wear my red jammies. I want to take a nap.



That idiot Franklin dressed up for Kissmas, too. He has lots of fur and doesn't need jammies and a sweater the way I do because he is never cold, so he wore a banana. HAHAHA! It's not a banana. It's a bandanna. I bet some of you believed me when I typed banana! HAHAHA!



All right. That is all.


Signing off as Supermodel Penelope.

Don't tell anyone, but I really like the food Grandma shares. I even like Grandma.

58 comments:

  1. Penelope is a sweater model. Who knew!

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  2. Awww.
    You are indeed adorable Penelope. And should be told so - often.

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    1. Why, thank you so very much. I'm sure you are adorable, too.

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  3. Penelope, you are so happy and that makes us happy, too.

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    1. That's very kind. I am quite happy. Mom Mom spoils me, according to Grandma. Mom Mom says that I was born under a house and I should be spoiled for the rest of my life.

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  4. PENELOPE, YOU ARE THE BESTEST BESIDES ME AGATHA TALLULAH WE LADY GUD DUGS BE NEED TO STAY TOGETHER
    YOUR OTHER COUSIN





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  5. Hi Janie - good to hear from Penelope and know that all is well - cheers Hilary

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    1. Mom Mom and Franklin have not been good about sharing so I couldn't write to my fans.

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  6. I wish I were as well dressed as Penelope... and as confident.

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    1. Mom Mom chooses my clothes. I bet she'd help you choose, too.

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  7. Penelope, you are ADORABLE and a SUPERSTAR in your sweater and jammies! I'm glad you finally got your turn on the blog!

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  8. You got a giggle out of me with the banana trick. lol! What fine looking clothes you have their. You're probably the best dressed pooch around. My little pooch, Thory poo, got a hat for Christmas and he absolutely HATED it. Sigh..

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    1. I knew I could fool you humans with the banana trick. I don't have a hat and don't think I want one.

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  9. I feed my cats cheese and dress them in sweaters all the time, but they're only happy about the cheese... You're a good sport and a gorgeous model!

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    1. Yes, I am gorgeous. It's true. Do you have some cheese right now? Some cheese that you could put on a cracker and give to me through the box with the light?

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  10. Oh Penelope looks like my Wallace or even my Katie, when she was alive, “ thanks for putting me in this now please take it off.” Laying around sis such a great exercise

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  11. Penelope, your modeling career is taking off!

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  12. They are adorable! And fashionable too.

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    1. Thank you. Mom Mom is pretty good at choosing clothes.

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  13. Those are both cute coats. They look like they keep you pretty warm. Modeling is a tough job. ;)

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    1. Let me tell you: it is such hard work. You would not believe how hard I work.

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  14. You ARE adorable, Penelope - and funny, too! Tell Mom Mom thanks for taking your pictures and sharing them with us. I love the buttons on the back of your jammies, by the way :)

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    1. I like those colors on my jammies, too, but I like dressing mostly in red because it goes so well with my fur.

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    1. I love you, Mrs. Jo-Anne. You are always nice to us.

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  16. Our dog Taz needs some of those PJ's.

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    1. Mom Mom says Santa Paws got them at Target. I don't know why Santa Paws would shop at Target when he has all those elves to work for him.

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  17. Penelope. The next Naomi Campbell.

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  18. YOU and the crew have a great one.

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    1. Do your stylish clothes have an opening for your bottom to come out so you can poop in your yard?

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  20. Penelope, you look adorable in your sweater and jammies! Your Mom has good taste. ☺

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    1. Mom Mom does have nice taste. I like that colors she and Santa Paws choose.

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  21. Bananas are useful too, sweetie. I don't put them on my neck, but I do put them -- oh, sorry. This is a family establishment.
    Cheers and love.

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    1. I don't understand. Mom Mom, Auntie Robyn is being naughty again!

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  22. I love you Penelope! You look beautiful in your sweater and jammies!

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  23. Oh, Penelope, you look awesome in those red jammies. You have such great taste! I'm pleased you got a chance to share this with us. Made me smile :)

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    1. Mom Mom says my red jammies look like long underwear. Whatever they are, they are cozy.

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  24. And Grandma likes YOU! :)

    Penelope looks nice and cozy in her new threads. Years ago, I bought a cozy sweater for our springer spaniel Dumpling. We'd had a cold spell, and I thought she'd feel better when she had to go outside. The first thing she'd do when she got out the door... even when there was snow on the ground... was to do whatever she had to do to get that sweater OFF. (But she was also very good at stealing the stocking caps right off of our sons' heads when they were outside playing in the snow. Then she'd run around the yard with them chasing her. Fun game! Hmmm, maybe I should've bought her a stocking cap of her own... :)

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    1. Mom Mom says that some of the doggies who came before me didn't like to wear pretty clothes, even when it was cold. What is wrong with them? Of course, Frank 'n Beans doesn't like clothes, but his fur is so thick I don't think he gets cold.

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  25. Shiner says you're beautiful, Penelope :)

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    1. Why, thank you very much. Who might this Shiner be? A potential love match? Tee-hee.

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  26. Penelope you make my clothes look dull and boring, any chance of some fashion advice?

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    1. I think you joke Mr. Joey because Mom Mom sometimes shows me photos of your clothes and they're great. Glittery kittens on shirts are da bomb. We like clothes, so I think that makes us friends.

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