Friday, December 20, 2019

FRANKLIN FRIDAY: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I GOTS

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Do you know it is almost Kissmas? Santa Paws brings presents for Kissmas!

I'll tell you what my presents are after Santa Paws brings them.

This year I gots an early present. I have somethin' I never had before. A grandma! Her name is Grandma! Isn't that amazeballs (Ewwww. I shouldn'ta said that. It reminds me of something I'm missing.)?

Mom calls Grandma by another name. It's Carol. Her real name is Grandma.

I had seen Grandma lotsa times. Mom would go to pick up Grandma or Grandma would come here and Mom would go dashing out to her car. Mom always explained that they were going out gallivanting around but I still don't know what gallivanting is.

Now Grandma lives here with me. She usually doesn't close her bedroom door all the way. That means I'm supposed to go in her room whenever I feel like it. I go in to lie down on the rug unless Grandma's hands are not busy and then she rubs my head and tells me how bootiful I am.  Sometimes her hands are busy but I lift them up from what they're doing because I need her to pay attention to me.

This pitcher is of me and Grandma. You see I'm lying down and those things with the hearts are Grandma's legs in her jammies. As soon as Grandma moved in I got friendly with her by resting on her foot.


Mom looked up what it meant when a dog likes to lie down on your foot. It means that Grandma is part of my pack.

If Mom had asked me, I coulda told her that.

Grandma is the very bestest Grandma ever. Sometimes she feeds us and lets us outside, especially when Mom swishes outa here in a dress to that dumb werk thing.

It kinda makes me a little bit mad that when Grandma is making a fuss over me that Penlapee comes over and sticks in her big concrete blockhead so that Grandma has to pet Penlapee, too.

Whatever, Penlapee.

I wish you all a big Merry Kissmas and I hope that if you don't have a Grandma that you get one for Kissmas.

Okay I love you bye-bye.


I need to rest after doing all that writing. Maybe I will sleep till after Kissmas and when I wake up I'll find my presents from Santa Paws.

45 comments:

  1. Thank you for all that good news, Franklin. I think a Grandma is the best present you will get. But, you let me know. Merry Kissmas to you, too.

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  2. I love your early present. Grandmum's are just the best. Remember Penlapee needs a Grandmum too. We all know you will get fun gifts from Santa Paws.
    Merry Christmas from iwinston and agatha me too !
    parsnip xx

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    1. Do iwinston and agatha know about Kissmas and Santa Paws? I hope so.

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    2. Everyday is Christmas for them especially Agatha. She is learning the way of a safe home, food and lots of Love.

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    3. It's so nice when a dog feels secure.

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  3. Your Grandma is very special.
    A very, very Merry Kissmas to you, to your Grandma, to your Mom - and the Penlapee too.

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  4. Cute post. So glad you got Grandma. She sounds lovely. Wishing all of you a Merry Christmas, and like aways, Franklin, you write the best posts/ stories.

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    1. Gosh, thanks, pretty girl. If you didn't live so far away I would give you a big Kissmas kiss.

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  5. Aw, Franklin, I love your posts! You are so lucky to have a Grandma, and a Mom, and even a big concrete blockhead sister Penlapee - lol. Have a very merry Kissmas and tell your family the same :)

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    1. I love Penlapee. I know her name is Penelope. I just call her Penlapee to tease her because it gets her all huffy. A huffy Penlapee is a pretty funny sight. I promise that on Kissmas I will call her Penelope all day.

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  6. Hi Franklin - lovely to read a post by you about your new present - amazing a human being in PJs and called after the all the singing that goes on at this time of year. You just look after everyone - giving them lots of hugs and licks ... happy Christmas and festive time to one and all ... Carol sounds a great addition to your familee ... take care - cheers Hilary

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  7. Hey Franklin, the paper where I work is hiring. I’m telling the boss to put you on the payroll.

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    1. WOW! I'll take it! Maybe Mom can come in to clean the bathrooms.

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  8. Hi Franklin. This is Zoey. I don't have a Grandma. You are very lucky to have one. A new kitten just came to live with us and he is a pain. He never sits still and I get a lot of anxiety, so I keep licking my paw and the fur is starting to come off. Mom keeps checking it. I think I gave her some of my anxiety, but she will be home from work for a couple of weeks, so maybe we'll both feel better. Happy Kissmas.

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    1. Zoey, I'm so sorry for you. I won't tell you what I'd do with that kitten. I do not like cats. Maybe you need to take doggy chill pills for a while so you can get over your anxiety. You can share them with your mom. You know she misses your human sister.

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    2. Yes she does. Mom has been very sad. And dad too. I heard them saying that my human sister was the only one at her werk that didn't get a secret santa gift so she felt sad. Mom and dad don't seem very kimmassy at all plus it's been raining for like 3 whole days. Blech.

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    3. That's terrible, Zoey. My mom will try to make it a little better, if your mom and dad want her to do it. They could give Mom your human sister's address or her email address would probably be even better and she would send a secret santa gift that would arrive just a little late. It's been raining lots and lots here. It rained so hard last night that it scared me. Does the rain ever scare you, Zoey? As a true and loyal doggy, maybe you can help your mom and dad feel more kissmassy.

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  9. Enjoy Grandma Carol -- she sounds wonderful!

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    1. Grandma is the bestest Grandma ever in the whole world. I'd better go lie down on her foot to remind her that I love having her here.

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  10. How wonderful to have a Grandma living with you! She sounds very special and I'm glad you consider her part of your pack. :)
    Merry Christmas!!

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    1. Mom says that you are a Gramma. Is a Gramma the same as a Grandma?

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  11. I'm glad Santa Paws was able to bring you such a special gift! Grandma sounds like a lovely fur-granny. :)

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    1. She's the bestest present ever in the whole world.

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  12. Adogable! And those are some impressive typing skills.

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    1. Gosh, thanks, Mr. Mitchell. I have to be very careful with Mom's laptop. Its name is Lappy. I think it's kinda stupid to name a laptop, but that's mom.

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  13. Grandmas or Nanas as I call them are awesome and so loving

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    1. When my mom was a little girl she had a grandma from Norway who was called Nana.

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  14. Sounds like you and Franklin have the best roommate ever.

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    1. Me and mom are really glad that Grandma is here. We'll be sad when she goes home for the summer.

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  15. So cool that you have such a great grandma! She sounds extra special.

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    1. She's is the greatest grandma in the whole whole world! Don't tell Mom, but Grandma shares food with us.

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  16. Merry Kissmas to you! I hope Santa Paws brings you everything you want :)

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    1. Santa Paws is always good to us. Merry Kissmas back to you.

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  17. Buddy, you lucky dog.A grandma for Christmas!

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  18. Dang! It looks like you're under spam attack!

    Hope your holidays were great and your 2020 is the best year ever! Down with spam!

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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  19. Franklin, you're as cute as I remember you! Merry Kissmas and a happy New Year to you, your mommy and your whole family!

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  20. I adore you, Franklin! I hope that you had a wonderful Kissmas. I'm so glad that you got an extra special early Kissmas gift. Your Grandma sounds like she's made of love. I'd lie on her foot too. I'll bet Mom loves her as much as you do! Happy New Year!

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  21. Aww, Franklin. You're as cute as ever. I'm so glad you enjoyed your visit with Grandma. She sounds so nice!

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