Friday, October 6, 2017

FRANKLIN FRIDAY: MOM WANTS ME TO CHEER YOU UP

HI! Hi! Hi! Hi hi hihihihihihihi Every Buddy! It's me. It's me. It's mememememememememe. It's Franklin the Bordernese and here in Florida we never freeze!


Mom says that lots of sad things have been happening in the world so it's a good idea for me to take over today. She thinks I'll cheer you up. She also says that next week she'll continue the story about how she was pissed.

Oh.

She says it's phished, but that doesn't make sense to me because that's not a word but I know Mom is pissed a lot. We love her even though she's grumpy and always saying Chicago prefers, Chicago prefers. Who cares what Chicago prefers? I don't.

So anydog, this funny thing happened in the backyard. It was a super duper hot day. Penlapee was wandering around, sniffing every blade of grass before she could decide which one she wanted to pee on. Penlapee is like that.

I was getting hotter and hotter waiting for Penlapee and I noticed that there was a shady spot underneath Mom's nightgown. She hadn't gotten dressed yet because she says people who work at home get to work in their jammies, but I never see Mom do much of any work.

Because of the shady spot, I stuck my head under Mom's nightie. And you won't believe what I saw there. You really will not believe it. MOM WAS NOT WEARING UNNERWARE!

It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. snicker snort NO UNNERWARE! snicker snort Mom looks so funny under her nightie without her pink granny panties! I would describe everything to you but I'm snicker snorting so hard from remembering it that I don't think I can explain it. You have to take my word for it that Mom looks hilarious without unnerware. snicker snort

The man next door was out in his yard. He's nice and he likes me a lot. I thought he could use a good laugh so I took my head out from under the nightie and I barked to get his attention. I tried to say Hey! Come over here and look under Mom's nightie. She's got no unnerware, but I was snicker snorting so much that I couldn't tell him what there was to see. He said, Hi, Franklin, and he went in his garage. Boy, he missed his chance for a snicker snort. snicker snort

I'm so tired from telling this story and snicker snorting so much that I need a nap.


Before I fall asleep, would you like a kiss? Put your face down close to the box with the light in it, and I have my face up close. I'll give you all the kisses you need. I love to kiss, but I'm not kissing Mom under her nightie with no unnerware. Nope. I draw the line there. But you can have a big kiss on your cheek or smack dab on your mouth. Ask me for a kiss anytime. My kisses make every buddy feel better.


Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.

56 comments:

  1. I always love hearing from Franklin! What a sweetie. He sure got a kick out of being under your nightie! Lol.
    That's what I love about working at home: I never get dressed unless I have to!
    Give Franklin a hug from me... and Penelope too.

    Michele at Angels Bark

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    1. I feel that hug and I'll share it with Penlapee.

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  2. Thanks, Franklin! You did make me smile. Bye bye.

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  3. Thank you Franklin. The world needs you right now.

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  4. Franklin, mom is right! Working in jammies is one of the best perks of working at home. That and not having to wake up early to get ready.
    I'll take some kisses from you any day!

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  5. Franklin is so much fun! "Chicago prefers, Chicago prefers. Who cares what Chicago prefers?" Is it deep dish? I could go for that. I bet Franklin would, too.

    Jk, I know what he's referring to-it's that giant book I don't need to read. I'm glad I read this instead. :-)

    Enjoy your weekend, Janie. And keep your unnerware on ;P

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    1. I'm glad you read this instead, too. I'm lots more important than Chicago prefers.

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  6. Good thing for Mom you don't know how to work a camera, Franklin!

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    1. I bet I could learn. Why don't you teach me?

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  7. Aw, Franklin kisses...Fantastic!!!

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  8. Hi Franklin, this is Shiner. My brother Wrangler is just like Penlapee. It takes him for-ev-er... Thanks for making our mom smile :)

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    1. Hi, Shiner! Hi, Wrangler! Hurry up and pee, Wrangler. You don't have to sniff so much.

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  9. Canine innate positivity is a cure for a whole lot of ailments. You've done good, Franklin.

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    1. I dunno what all that means, but I like being good.

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  10. Nothing better than dog kisses and a fresh view of the world!

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    1. It wasn't so fresh under that nightie.

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  11. Franklin could do stand-up comedy! Thanks for the smiles, both of you :)

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    1. Can I do all four legs on the ground comedy? I can't stand up too well.

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    1. Love, love, love. That's what we're about.

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  13. Have a camera with you next time, Franklin.

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    1. I need to learn how to use one first. I think The Silver Fox will teach me.

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  14. I bet I could get you a comedy gig any time, Franklin--you're a hoot!! I give you 4 barks!!

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  15. franklin you is a gud dug be gud to your tall person who feeds you
    me winston is a gud dug and getting gudder everyday
    puppy boot camp is hard and fun' on the ranch with the horses katties and more gud dugs me winston is liken' this place

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    1. Winston, I never went to boot camp, but my brother Scout who died a few years ago used to go to boot camp whenever he could. If he found leather boots or shoes around the house, he chewed them up.

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  16. HAHAHA! You made my day, Franklin. You should have your own blog :)

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    1. I can't have my own blog because Mom hogs the computer.

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  17. Imagining the cold, wet doggy nose on bare skin. Yelp!

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  18. Thanks, Franklin. We definitely needed your smiles, giggles and kisses.

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  19. Hope you are safe from the hurricane Nate!

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  20. Oh, Franklin, you are one bad boy you!

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  21. Oh, Franklin, naughty boy. But we needed this chuckle today!

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  22. Thank you Franklin for making me laugh

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  23. That was very kind of you to try to cheer up the neighbor by exposing your Mommy's nether regions, Franklin. Yet he didn't even say "hi" to her? Sounds like he's more into dogs. Be careful, or have fun - whichever is more appropriate.

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  24. You've got to like a dog with a story to tell. Lucky for you Franklin that you didn't go blind from some of the things you've seen.

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  25. HAHA! This was fun to read. Popping in to say hi and thank you for stopping by my blog the other day.

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    1. Mom visited your blog. I'm glad you liked my post.

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  26. No unnerware is fine.
    Unless no nightie was involved.
    Then, there'd probably be a problem.

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    1. Mom takes off her nightie when we go to bed, but she's undercover then.

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  27. Janie, hope your day is pleasant and productive. I'm sure Franklin's will be;)

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    1. Every day is good for a good boy like me because I am Franklin the Bordernese.

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  28. That was so cute - I'm still smiling....

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    1. I want every buddy to smile because I'm Franklin. Smiling is what I'm all about.

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