Mom Mom is upset. She acts as if I'm to blame, which is not possible. I sympathize with her, but the trouble is not my fault.
After I decided to live the royal life with Mom Mom and Franklin, Mom Mom accused me of leaving wet spots on the rug when she left the house. Not true, of course. It was Franklin.
Mom got a prison for me and made me go inside when she is away. It's true that the prison has a comfy bed. I also get my red Kong when I'm in prison. The Kong has cheese and peanut butter in it. It is quite delicious and makes for an excellent chewing experience.
Mom Mom said that the wet spots went away when I was in prison. Bah, humbug!
In spite of the soft bed and my yummy Kong, I do not like prison. I do not belong there.
Someone else agreed with me––I know not who it could be––and decided to destroy my prison. First, Someone chewed on the front of the prison so it had holes in it and sometimes, if I happened to be in the mood, I could open the metal door myself and greet Mom Mom when she got home.
Mom Mom put something that tasted bad on the prison. Someone stopped chewing on it.
But today, Mom Mom went to the post office. While she was gone, Someone decided to remove the metal side of the prison.
Of course, I departed through the opening. When Mom Mom came in the front door, she said (in quite a disdainful manner), What are YOU doing here, Penelope?
Then she found the metal piece on the floor. Here's the metal piece. Mom Mom put it on top of the prison.
Mom Mom was quite pleased to find that
Can you see that the Martha Stewart bedspread is a bit torn? It also has a small hole in it. Mom Mom was so irritated that she did not bother to photograph the hole.
No matter. It is a small hole.
Obviously, I shall no longer be in prison when Mom Mom goes away. HA!
Franklin had better not leave wet spots on the floor.
I guess you know that Stella girl lives here now. I ignore her. Even when she sleeps in my chair with me. Even though it is quite cozy and cuddly.
I am Her Royal Highness The Princess Penelope. That Stella girl probably wants to be royalty, but I do not believe it is possible for her to have a title.
That is all. Goodbye.