Listen up, me crew!
I thought I would be back to reg'lar bloggin' by now, but me eye still hurts.
Sometimes I can't see out of it to rights. Or to lefts. AARR!
I gots to wear me eye patch and rest.
Cap'n Willy Dunne Wooters don't seem to mind.
Ahoy, Cap'n. I'll try to be writin' agin soon.
I can't see the whale off the port bow! AARR! At least I gots me Halloween costume.