Thursday, September 7, 2023

HOW TO WEIGH AN ELEPHANT

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

It's easy to get the height and weight of an elephant! Simply ask him!

I've always wondered about Donald Trump's vital statistics. During his recent visit to a charming hotel in Georgia, he said he's 6'3" and weighs 215 lbs. 

That's great for a guy who loves his MickeyD's with a Diet Coke.

  • Karl: I like them French fried potaters.











He also likes KFC, and that's a nice, big bucket to enjoy with his large cup of gravy.

         My question has always been this: When a man survives on a fast food diet coupled with Diet Coke and his favorite cherry-vanilla ice cream, then how much does that man weigh?

215?

But how tall was Trump and how much did he weigh when he visited a similar establishment in New York? That was in April, and he said he was 6'2" and weighed 240. What a big, grown-up boy who grew a whole inch in four months! 

I'm confused!

So please help me with my question: How tall is Donald Trump and how much does he weigh? I think he's probably 6-feet tall (wears lifts in his shoes to appear taller) and weighs 275 (based on my experience with an ex-husband). Please tell me in your comment how tall you think he is and how much he weighs.

For purposes of comparison, please consider the following:





Trump's hair color was also described as blond or strawberry. Uh, I don't think so. The color depends on how recently he's opened a box of dye. 

Another point of comparison we can make is the following:

The current guy is 6 feet tall and weighs 178 lbs. 
Yes, I'm concerned about his age, but if it's a contest between "Let's go, Brandon/Sleepy Uncle Joe" and any of the leading GOP candidates––especially the one who is sometimes 6'2" and sometimes 6'3" and weighs somewhere between 215 and 300 pounds––Biden is still my man.
The former guy thinks we're all so stupid that we can't see the truth.

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug

38 comments:

  1. All I know, I might get Trump to put down my weight on my next driver's license. Let's see, I think I weigh 115.

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    1. I weigh exactly what I weighed when I graduated from high school in 1977: 103 lbs. tee-hee

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  2. 'What a difference 6 pounds make.' Hehe.
    I'm concerned about Biden running too.
    Sandra sandracox.blogspot.com

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    1. I'm still going to vote for him, but some younger leaders need to step up.

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  3. Adding you to my reading list, Janie!
    No comment on Thing 45!

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    1. Welcome, Marcia! I hope you enjoy your time with us.

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  4. My guess is 6 feet tall (plus lifts) and 257 pounds. And it infuriates me that that hotel in Georgia didn’t take their own measurements… and check his scalp.

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    1. They said he'd be treated the same as any other inmate. Are other inmates allowed to report false information about themselves?

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  5. Ahh ~ the great, fat f*** ~ Disgusting no matter his height or weight!!

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    1. Normally, I don't body shame. For such a liar, I make an exception.

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  6. Scanning through your photos I suspect that one that tells us his ass (which here in Oz I would type as arse) does weigh 239 pounds.

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    1. You can use arse with us, EC. I base my higher guess on X's weight. I know what a man looks like when he's six feet tall and weighs about 250 - 275.

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  7. As Maddie would say, he looks like he treats gravy as a beverage.

    He's got to be close to 300 lbs and so maybe he's 6'2" tall lying flat on his back???
    xoxo

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    1. Yes, I wondered if he would actually pick up the gravy and drink it. I think close to 300, too.

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  8. Yah, I had to chuckle at them not measuring and weighing him. It was annoying that they didn't. But I suppose they just ask everybody to fill it in like they do for driver's licenses--lol! I don't know. Never been arrested. ;)

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    1. What a coincidence. I've never been arrested either.

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  9. Well, fat does weigh less than muscle, and the amount of "body" in question is not insignificant, so the difference could account for a bit of the discrepancy between Trump and those very well-muscled other guys . . . but probably not all of it :) The part that makes me laugh is that he can't remember his former answers to the question, as you pointed out.

    I'm so tired of Trump and the people he has bamboozled into believing he is a god. And all of his own party who supported him just to get into power. There were a few brave souls willing to oppose him and his behavior, but how I wish there had been more - way more.

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    1. It's true that muscle weighs more than all that fat. He doesn't care that he can't remember his previous answers. If someone points it out, he'll say: I didn't say that.

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  10. Forgot to give you my guess. Here it is. If Trump is actually 6'3", I think he has to be at least 230-240. I'm trying to be fair. IDK, maybe he has bird bones and they don't weigh as much as people bones?

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    1. Bird bones? You're very kind and fair, dearest little donkey.

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  11. I am shocked, SHOCKED, that a known scumbag liar like Trump would lie about his height and weight like that.

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    1. It's amazing, isn't it? A liar who has lied many, many times before continues to lie. Why would we suspect him?

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  12. If Donald Dump is 6'3" and weights in at 213lbs, then Im a billionaire with a 13" cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. You are, aren't you, Mads? I mean the 13" part.

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  13. I honestly have no wish to think about it!! Enjoy - cheers Hilary

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    1. Understood, Hilary, but thanks for dropping by.

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  14. And another thought: 239 pounds, HIS ass!

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  15. Oh my word, he lied? Please tell me it’s not true. But when your heart is struggling to push the blood around 275 lbs of blubber, that’s what happens, I suppose.

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    1. Try to stay calm, Birdman. I know it's shocking when the greatest leader in the world tells a little fib and it's one of many BIG FAT LIES!

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  16. Are you talking just about his fat head? Remember, he has grown 4 inches due to his hair. This lard ass eats all the wrong foods and still seems to be functioning...like a smelly fart. https://youtu.be/StoSQ-k67gE?si=TBruax7ZPQu3cIjD
    I think you would enjoy the Spitting Image shorts on dumb dumb

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    1. You made me laugh, Birgit, and I'll check out the youtube link. Thanks.

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  17. I definitely think your estimates are much closer to reality! I wonder, though, if the athletes weigh more while appearing skinnier because muscle weighs more than fat. Still, I'm not defending Trump, the repulsive liar.

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    1. His behavior can only be defended by his fellow lunatics.

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  18. I don't think 45 has been tethered to Reality or spoken the Truth in Decades, let alone during his Term and beyond. Sadly, most of his Devoted Lunatic Fringe Cult Supporters are just as out of touch with Reality, can't discern the Truth, Evidence and Proof even when presented with it, and thus have Invented this Alternate Reality they speak of constantly. He simply doesn't have the symmetry to be as Tall as he claims to be, perhaps he's 6 Ft. and I'd say closer to 300 than 200 lbs., I'm heavier than what he claims to be, am only 5'2" and don't look as obese and out of shape as he does. *LOL*

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    1. It's easier to see how chubby he is when he's golfing. His boxy-shaped suits, worn perhaps with a girdle or corset, are used to help disguise his gut.

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  19. Hilarious, Janie! I think Joe has been a great president! Trump has lied so much, he doesn't know what the truth is.

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