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Tuesday, October 7, 2014
CAN'T A MAN GET ANY PRIVACY?
Fischducky passed this work of art on to me because Willy Dunne Wooters has the same problem.
Those dang nosy neighbor girls! That picture was snapped yesterday at my backyard privacy wall, Janie Junebug. This happens every time I pump up the jam and work up a sweat doing my DailyBurn Dance Workout: "How to Booty Pop."
How dare you suggest that Ryan can't sunbathe anymore! He CAN! He CAN! Pay no attention to the flush faced girls on ladders...they're trimming hedges or dusting the top of that nasty fence. It has nothing to do with the sunbathing - continue on, Ryan.
Dear Janie, to show you that I'm still in the 20th century, I'll admit that I have no idea who Ryan Gosling is nor why he's sunbathing in the nude. Nor why anyone would want to look at him! Peace.
Oh, Dee. Darling Dee. If you look through my blog for photos of Willy Dunne Wooters, you will see what Ryan Gosling looks like. You might like some of Ryan's movies, too, such as The Notebook and Lars and The Real Girl.
Give me your address and I'll send over some girls with a ladder. Of course, you'll have to reimburse me because they won't go for less than 150 each. They'll stay ten minutes so have the cameras ready. You'll need proof it really happened.
Hi Janie Junebug! I've been meaning to visit; I keep seeing your icon everywhere, especially on Ron/Jim/Sophie Doodle's blog posts. You are so funny. I laughed so hard reading your previous post on staying at Lake Junebug. Looks pretty awful, but at least you have a good sense of humor about the flooding. Good luck editing today.
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ReplyDeleteHi Janie,
ReplyDeleteWell, that could be me and my best friend !!!! haha XXXX
I'd join you.
DeleteThose dang nosy neighbor girls! That picture was snapped yesterday at my backyard privacy wall, Janie Junebug. This happens every time I pump up the jam and work up a sweat doing my DailyBurn Dance Workout: "How to Booty Pop."
ReplyDeleteI don't want to know.
Deletehat happens to me frequenly when I cut my grass nakid' :)
ReplyDeleteAren't you afraid you'll catch something in the blade?
DeleteJanie, that is sooooo funny. WDW should really be careful..you might be the one getting the ladder out!
ReplyDeleteMy ladder is always out. Hot Young Anthony lives next door.
DeleteRyan should be busy changing diapers!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he grabs a little nap while he's outside.
DeleteWhat's worse is that the chick on the bottom isn't getting a good view. Plus, if the other one farts....
ReplyDeleteOh, Penwusser.
DeleteHow dare you suggest that Ryan can't sunbathe anymore! He CAN! He CAN! Pay no attention to the flush faced girls on ladders...they're trimming hedges or dusting the top of that nasty fence. It has nothing to do with the sunbathing - continue on, Ryan.
ReplyDeleteYou're in the yard with him, aren't you? Are there cameras, too?
DeleteDear Janie, to show you that I'm still in the 20th century, I'll admit that I have no idea who Ryan Gosling is nor why he's sunbathing in the nude. Nor why anyone would want to look at him! Peace.
ReplyDeleteOh, Dee. Darling Dee. If you look through my blog for photos of Willy Dunne Wooters, you will see what Ryan Gosling looks like. You might like some of Ryan's movies, too, such as The Notebook and Lars and The Real Girl.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, it's not a problem I've had to deal with.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure? You might not see the peeping girls.
DeleteOf course, I'm in the yard with him. I'm not stupid.
ReplyDeleteIf you're not stupid, then get the hell out of the yard with my man.
DeleteI'm not sure that the lady on the bottom has a very good view.
ReplyDeleteShe's just waiting patiently for her turn.
DeleteOr she's looking at EXACTLY what she wants.
DeleteNot that there's anything wrong with that.
Especially if they're hot.
Oh, Penwusser.
DeleteWow--I didn't think it would be this popular!!
ReplyDeleteIt's me. I'm this popular. People don't care about the post. They come here to interact with me. me me me
Deletetrue true true
DeleteI'd take that problem.
ReplyDeleteGive me your address and I'll send over some girls with a ladder. Of course, you'll have to reimburse me because they won't go for less than 150 each. They'll stay ten minutes so have the cameras ready. You'll need proof it really happened.
Delete$1.50? That is sort of insulting to Ryan.
DeleteNot 1.50--$150. But it's Alex J. Cavanaugh who wants the girls. Ryan and Willy Dunne Wooters get them for free.
DeleteI don't think I've ever seen Ryan Gosling in anything. Oh, well.
ReplyDeleteYou're missing out. Watch Drive and Lars and The Real Girl.
DeleteEddie is always poking his nose in when I'm trying to go to the bathroom. That's kinda the same thing, right?
ReplyDelete-andi
No.
DeleteThose girls, even in long dress and the very image of virgins were not very chaste, huh?
ReplyDeleteMaybe they want to be chased.
DeleteHeehee.. that would be me on that ladder :)
ReplyDeleteI'd knock you off.
DeleteSmiling :)
ReplyDeleteYou're smiling because you've gotten a look over the wall.
DeleteGreat photo Janey .. fun idea! Cheers and good luck with that editing .. Hilary
ReplyDeleteCheers, Hilary!
DeleteHi Janie Junebug! I've been meaning to visit; I keep seeing your icon everywhere, especially on Ron/Jim/Sophie Doodle's blog posts. You are so funny. I laughed so hard reading your previous post on staying at Lake Junebug. Looks pretty awful, but at least you have a good sense of humor about the flooding. Good luck editing today.
ReplyDeleteThank you, and welcome. I might as well laugh about the water. This neighborhood was built on a swamp.
DeletePoor WDW. It must be tough.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the editing, JJ.