HOW MA BARKER'S GANG GREW

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

I had been thinking about adding a third dog to our family for quite a while, and started to work toward making it a reality after Christmas 2022. I knew it would be a little easier on Penelope and me if we already had another dog in the house when Franklin leaves us. I dread his death. He is an old man at 15 or thereabouts. He has some difficulty getting around, and last year––for the first time since 1998––I had to go for walks by myself. Franklin couldn't manage it anymore, and Penelope is lousy on a leash. I needed a walking buddy.

So I went on Petfinder, the online adoption website, where I spotted Penelope back in 2015. 

This is the photo of a smiling Penelope that beguiled
me into adopting her at a rescue in Georgia.

This time, though, I hoped to find a dog who was fully or partially of a breed that was naturally intelligent and easy to train. I looked for a Collie and couldn't find a single one available for adoption. I know German Shepherds are intelligent and can be quite beautiful so I decided to search for them and discovered some were available not too far from our Little House On The Swamp.

I was especially interested in one shepherd, but when I called about him the contact person wouldn't help me find a time to visit the dog when I didn't have to work. Then I saw the story of Princess along with pictures of her and a video of her running and playing.

Princess was described as extremely shy and traumatized. She would need a home with a pet parent who would be patient with her. She had been with a person who kept her chained outside. Then the person became ill and couldn't keep Princess anymore. Fortunately, she ended up in a shelter especially for German Shepherds in Green Cove Springs, Florida. She was definitely a pretty girl. And German Shepherds are protective. 

 I was sure I could give Princess a happy, secure home, and in return, she'd be a good dog for me.   to be continued

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug

PART IV: THEY DO IT TO THEMSELVES

 

Trump himself said he could shoot someone and get away with it. I'm sick of him getting away with things. Yes, he's under indictment. How is it that this criminal can still run for president?

Will he ever pay the price that other people pay?

PART III: THEY DO IT TO THEMSELVES

PART II: THEY DO IT TO THEMSELVES

 Thanks, Matt Gaetz. President Biden really is great, and he certainly isn't feeble. All that sleepy Uncle Joe stuff is a load of bullshit.

Yeah, you screwed your own party's speaker.

Don't worry. I'm running.

This advertisement has to be the most interesting one of all. Boobert must be so proud of it.

PART I: THEY DO IT TO THEMSELVES

 

That’s right. pic.twitter.com/SI9hNEOEEJ

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 28, 2023

LET'S DANCE!

 The Top of Armoire Gang, formerly known as The Mantel Gang, has a lot to celebrate as the GOP continues to fall apart. 

Gaetz of Hell ousted Kevin McCarthy as speaker.

The Grumpy Trumpy Felon From Jamaica in Queens continues to amaze with a combination of crimes and a mouth that can't be stopped. The man simply cannot shut up. I can't wait for him to violate the gag order.

So what is there to do except bide our time with a conga line?

Justice Ginsburg leads the way, gavel in hand, because she famously once proclaimed: Nobody puts Ruthie in a corner! 

She's followed by Hillary, who recommended her to Bill as a Supreme Court nominee, and what a great justice she turned out to be. 

 Then comes Elizabeth Warren, Nancy Pelosi, and Kamala Harris.

An illustrious group of gentlemen dances close behind. It's Dr. Fauci, Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama, and President Joe Biden––who has not been charged with any crimes and who is not under a gag order.

SLUT SHAMING a.k.a. lauren boebert had a little too much fun at the theater

 Bibbity Bobbity Boebert loved the performance of Beetlejuice, but a little problem arose and became hard for her: She and her date performed in the audience.

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

I'll pull your dick out believe it or not

Then you can come on my tits!

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Rub your dick between my tits and what have you got?

Next you can come on my face!

Salagadoola means mechicka booleroo

But the thingmabob that does the job is

Your dick up here in my mouth!

Salagadoola menchicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Rub us together and what have you got

Bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boobs!*

Yes, working dogs are better behaved in theaters than working girls such as Boebert.

I know we can't leave you out, Marge.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

YES, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU ARE AN UNEDUCATED HYPOCRITE OF AN ASSHOLE WHO LOVES GUNS. YOUR KIDS AND YOUR SOON-TO-BE EX-HUSBAND CAUSE TROUBLE WHEREVER THEY GO. THE PEOPLE IN YOUR AREA WERE DESPERATE TO GET RID OF YOU SO THEY LET YOU WIN AN ELECTION THAT WOULD SEND YOU TO WASHINGTON, D.C., PART OF THE YEAR. 

I HOPE THEY REGRET IT SOON AND DECIDE TO LET YOU STAY AT HOME IN A STRAITJACKET.  

*I don't think they're real.