Friday, March 6, 2026

MADAM SPEAKER

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

In the World of The China Cabinet, Little Johnson does not exist.


 Nancy Pelosi is the Speaker of The House, and our spotlight is on her because she has a new gavel.


In an interview with Junebug Media, Speaker Pelosi stated: I want to express my gratitude to Janie Junebug's daughter-in-law, K. I felt incomplete without my gavel. Clearly, K is amazeballs. Now I can continue to serve the public and my fellow representatives. I've even taken off my mask so you can see my beautiful face. Now I want to invite the ladies of The China Cabinet to gather around me so they can view my beautiful gavel. They'll see how perfectly it rests in my hand.

Yes, Justice Ginsburg, we know you never lost your gavel. I was not responsible for the loss of mine. It went astray during the dusting tragedy on top of the pie safe that also led to the disappearance of Stacey Abrams' microphone. I would never misplace my gavel. Those who insist on moving me out of the way while using Old English Furniture Oil to clean house had better be more careful or I won't be able to clean house with the representatives!

And now the gentlemen can take a look at my gavel.

Move along now, everyone, We have a great deal to accomplish.I need to begin by tearing up the paper copy of someone's idiotic speech.

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug

26 comments:

  1. The China Cabinet Saga continues!!! I wonder who the next edition will be?

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    1. We have someone new, but she doesn't want to come out of her box yet. She's practicing self-care.

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  2. You have quite the collection there! Glad Nancy Pelosi is complete again!

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  3. LOL- What a fun collection! Have a wonderful weekend. xo Diana

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  4. Nancy is Super Nancy with a gavel!
    xoxo

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  5. Nancy must be so happy to get another gavel! And yes, be careful when dusting. ☺

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    1. I trusted someone else with the job. She didn't understand the importance of tiny accoutrement. I do the dusting myself now.

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  6. Had it been a male speaker of the house, he’d still be waving that gavel everywhere.

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    1. Who says Nancy doesn't wave her gavel everywhere?

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  7. The ladies of the China Cabinet. Oh, you are killing me!!

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  8. Nancy does look very happy. A speaker needs her gavel.

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    1. She was miserable without it and wouldn't remove her mask.

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  9. *WHERE* do you get these nifty diorama making thingies? 👍🏻

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    1. They come from fctry.com. I haven't had any issues with ordering in-stock action figures from them, but I've had problems when I support their Go Fund Me campaigns. My support has somehow disappeared twice and as a result I haven't received figures wanted by the rest of The China Cabinet.

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  10. Thank goodness Nancy has her gavel back!

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  11. Those are Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!! And what a delightful Collection they make, now, take Care when you're using that Old English from now on. *winks*

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    1. I trusted someone else to dust. That's how the gavel and microphone got lost. I do my own dusting now.

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  12. This is fantastic, Janie! I love this! Very creative, great collection!

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  13. If only we could accomplish what we wish by moving a few people around - or completely out of the way.

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  14. Yay for Nancy having her gavel back. Woot. Woot.

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  15. You have politician action figures... how delightful! Or as Nancy would say, amazeballs!

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