Monday, March 11, 2019

PENELOPE SPEAKS: IT'S ABOUT TIME

Hello. It is I, Penelope. Mom Mom has been so selfish with the computer that I've never gotten to write about my Christmas presents.

Mom Mom is lazy, too. She claims she's been sick. She doesn't do a thing unless I arrange it. I get in the bed and roll around to leave my fur on the sheets to force her to put on clean sheets. I even have to leave little puddles around the house to make her clean the floors. What an embarrassment!

My work is never done.



Thank heavens I didn't have to rely on Mom Mom for my Christmas gifts. Santa Paws was good to me because I am a good girl.

Here is my very best gift:

 

I have my own couch. It is in our office, where I work on the computer when I can get it away from Mom Mom.

My couch is soft and cozy, especially on chilly days. I love curling up on it.

Santa Paws also brought me new clothes to keep me warm:


This is my fuzzy red robe. I am beautiful in it––even more beautiful than usual. Red looks nice with my black-and-white fur.



I wear my robe when Mom Mom wears her red robe and her jammies. I don't have jammies. Maybe Santa Paws will bring me jammies next Christmas. It pleases me that Mom Mom and I have matching robes.  If Mom Mom has something, then I should have the same thing.

Santa Paws also gave me a denim jacket. It pleases me because Mom Mom has a denim jacket.


My jacket says "I Believe" and it has thread pieces that look like a piece of candy and a snowflake. Mom Mom does not have such nice pictures on her denim jacket.

I will not wear my clothes much longer. Soon it will be warm enough that I will be fine with just my fur.

I certainly hope Mom Mom continues to wear her clothes. She does not have lovely fur. She looks kind of strange and pink under her clothes.

Perhaps you remember that my brother Franklin got a big bed from Santa Paws. He still calls it the not-a-doughnut and won't sleep on it.

What an idiot.

That is all. Goodbye.



37 comments:

  1. I love all your new clothes Penelope. You don't look fat in them at all. My mom was sick for a while too. She's better now. Love Zoey.

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  2. Penelope, you are beautiful and your clothes are so stylish! Give Franklin and MomMom a kiss and tell them we've missed hearing about them!

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    1. Thank you so very much. I suppose I can give kisses.

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  3. I'm glad YOU are using your Christmas gifts, Penelope, unlike your brother Franklin. Your Mom Mom might be lazy but she clearly loves you very much.

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    1. Something is wrong with a Franklin who would rather sleep in Mom Mom's closet than sleep on a beautiful bed.

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  4. Thank you for the excellent descriptions, Penelope.

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  5. Hi Penelope - well I'm glad you're warm ...and it's good to know your Mom Mom is cleaning up after you ... if she's sick, she might like you to be good - is that possible?! Take care one and all ... and please wear your clothes when necessary ...but us two-legs really do need to wear them at all times ... good to see you - cheers Hilary

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    1. I am always good. I am the very best dog in the entire world.

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  6. You look adorable in your new threads, Penelope and that couch looks so comfy! ☺ Too bad your brother still doesn't like his new bed. I'm sorry your Mom Mom has been sick. Hope she's feeling better, now. Not making her wash the floor so often might help. Have a good week!

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    1. It's good for her to clean the floors. I'm convinced of it.

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  7. Penelope, you look adorable and oh-so cozy warm in your new threads. I'm surprised you need them in Florida, though. :)

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    1. We live in Northeastern Florida. The temperature at night sometimes get down as low as freezing. At least Mom Mom makes sure I don't freeze. I get to snuggle up to her in bed.

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  8. Penelope, you have such a sweet face and beautiful fur coat. But I like the rest of your wardrobe also. A girl can never have too many outfits.

    Please tell Mom Mom "hi and get well fast" from me.

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    1. Thank you for noticing my beauty. Next Christmas I hope that Santa Paws brings me some designer duds. I am worthy of them. I'll try to remember to mention your comment to Mom Mom.

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  9. You must have been a very good girl to get that many presents! And you look so cute in your red outfit.

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  10. lol! I'm glad Penelope is pleased :)

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    1. I do like my couch and pretty clothes. The red jacket I wore last winter was worn out.

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  11. oh Penelope you are so beautiful and we love how you look in your pretty new clothes you gud dug you gots a gud mum

    cheers iwinston and agatha tallulah

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    1. Thank you, iwinston and agatha tallulah. I have seen photos of you online. You are very attractive.

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  12. It's rough, Penelope. Get well wishes for Mom Mom.

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  13. What a thoughtful pooch you are, Penelope! My dogs also inspire me to clean. They shed fur so much it gathers in dust bunnies in the corners of the house.

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    1. My brother Franklin sheds so much that his hair is all over the house and the deck.

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  14. Love the new clothes--especially the red robe. ;)

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  15. Penelope that is some great looking clothes. And you get that whole couch to yourself? I'm jealous. Take good care of yourself, Franklin, and Mom Mom, okay?

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  16. I have mixed feelings about animals wearing clothes. Well, except human animals. Then again, there are many human animals whom I'd also like to see without clothes. Where was I? Oh yeah. Anyway, if you yourself like wearing them, Penelope, who am I to argue with that?

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    1. I have short hair. When it's cold, I shiver without my clothes.

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  17. You do look good in red Santa Paws was good to you

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    1. I wish Santa Paws could visit every single day.

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  18. Such cool gifts! I'm glad Mom Mom finally stopped being selfish and let you share these lovely photos. You do look beautiful in red. Do you share the wonderful couch with Franklin?

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    1. No. The couch is mine and mine alone. He is much too fat to be on my couch. I am svelte.

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  19. You look like a princess in your new clothes, Penelope! How cool that you and Mom Mom have matching clothes. Thanks for updating me on Franklin and his not-a-doughnut. You're right: He is an idiot. There is nothing better that curling up in a warm, comfy spot on a winter's day. Enjoy your new threads! Good to see you back!

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